Holiday Special- Happy... Hannes?

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"Tiiiis the season to watch Levi beat the shit out of cadets! Hahaahahaha," Hange sings as she dances around the town square. Hange, Levi, (Y/n), Armin, Mikasa, Eren and Jean wondered around the plaza as they looked at the christmas decor. The benches had red banners and on the roof of the houses was different colored orbs.

"Hange, please stop freaking out the citizens," Armin asks as he pulls the scientist from climbing up a small tree.

"It's Christmas tomorrow! Why aren't you guys excited?" She likes his nose as she runs off to window shop.

"I don't even celebrate christmas, why start now?" (Y/n) asks, "in the woods we just gather around, have horse races, have baking contests, eating contests, sang old songs from our village then rested, why give each other gifts? I'd rather just spend it with my family."

"Hohoho! Silly little wood-girl, you give each other gifts to show how you care for one another, and since it will be your first christmas with us, I'll show you how fun christmas can be!" Hange chants, taking the girls wrist and running to the market.

Eren slumps behind and Mikasa takes notice, "Eren, what's wrong?"

"Nothing... It's just that... I miss mom and dad around this time of year, it reminds me of the time things went to hell..." He confesses, Mikasa tugs at his sleeve.

"Don't worry, I'm sure she's proud of you, and dad too," they smile at each other.

"...aren't they brother and sister? They look more like husband and wife..." the (h/c) haires girl says as she watches them.

"DO I SMELL INCEST?!" A voice rings out, followed by a hard sent of alcohol.

Turning around, the three childhood friends go pale, "Hannes?!"

"Hahahah, merry Xmas you sissies!" Hannes laughs, he now has a fluffy looking beard and shaggy looking hair, with his garrison uniform on.

"Who is this Eren?" Asks (y/n).

"Right, you havent met, (Y/n), this is the alcoholic ginger who let my mom die in a titan attack when I was a child also known as Hannes, and Hannes this is (Y/n)," Eren introduced.

"Nice to see a new face, I'm glad that Eren still had a terrible sense of humor! Haha, anyway, Armin, how's your Grandpa, I haven't seen that bastar-"

"He's dead," Armin cuts him off.

"B-briliant man in a while... When did that happen?"

"Hannee, you went to his funeral."

"Oh... I must have been drunk, that explains it!" He laughs.

"Are you even going to remember this conversation?" Mikasa asks.

"Of corse I am...anyway Armin, how's your Grandpa?" He says spacing out.

~time skip brought to you by, Levi beating up Hannes~

"Levi he's a captain of garrison, you could have gone easy on him," Hange says with a small smile.

"I was going to kill him if he asked about Armins grandpa once more, be glad I got us out of there," Levi grumbles.

"Well at least we got some shopping done!" She cheers as they enter HQ.

"Maybe you guys did... Im just going to make food for everyone..." (Y/n) says in a low, tired voice.

"Yay food! Can't wait!" Hange runs off to her office to cover her gifts in any usable paper.

"Tomorrow will be fun," Levi says in a dead, sarcastic voice.

~Time skip to christmas morning~

"GET UP EVERYONE!!!!" Hange screams as she runs down the halls.

"Wha?!" Everyone groans and screams in surprise as they hear the early wake up call.

"SHITTY GLASSES SHUT THE HELL UP!" A annoyed and tired voice yelled.

~Time skip brought to you by, Hange getting her ass beat by Levi~

After Hange for her face wrapped up and everyone in the meeting room, they sat in a circle as presents were piled in the middle.

"Ok! I'll be giving you guys your gifts from the pile. Then we will open them up all at once, first up, Armin!" And then name by name she passed them out till there was no gifts left.

Everyone had at least one.

"Ok! Now.... OPEN!"

There's sounds of ripping and struggle. Levi opened his and he got a tissue, Armin got a book about birds, Mikasa got a knife, Eren got a thimble, Hange got a safety kit, Jean got a new sweater, Travis got a comb, Daisy got a cookie, The twins got a joint gift which was two wooden swords, and (Y/n) got............. (insert your fav animal) plushy.

They all played and talked about their gifts until someone pointed out a huge red box in the corner, "what about that?"

"I don't know..." Hange goes to it and reads the card, "'to Eren, from garrison,' I guess its for Eren, so go ahead and open it!"

Eren looks at the box and lifts the lot to find....
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....

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"God damn it Hannes!"

"Morning Titan boy!" Hannes stands up in the box and stretched his arms.

"Why.... Why would the Garrison want to give me this?!"

"Because your an alcoholic ginger with short term memory, thats why I am here!"

Eren's face is red with anger, "Hannes.... YOU ARE THE ALCOHOLIC GINGER WITH SHORT TERM MEMORY!!"

"Oh, right... Your that Eren boy with an anger problem, wonder why they sent me here... Where am I?"

...

Eren pushed him down into the box again and closes the lid, "Happy Holidays everyone... I'm going to gi dig a large hole..." Eren leaves with Mikasa and Armin behind him.

"You're right Hange, The Holidays can be fun! Hahah," (Y/n) laughs as she eats the pie she made for everyone.

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