Rianna: Wait so why the klunk did I bring back James?
Cathy: I dunno.
Rianna: Well shuck it, Imma take him AND Jack back to the past. *grabs them both by the ears and goes into a dark corridor* You guys are commin with me.
Cathy: HEYYYYY why are you doing that!?
Rianna:Cause REMEMBER what happened last time. The FREAKING space time BLA got all screwed up and now we don't want that happening again now do we?
Cathy: ): Disappointment.
Rianna: Get over it. *Takes Jack and James back to the past and wipes their memories again* That tears me up every time.
*comes back to hogwarts*
Rianna: Okay so what happened with Dorian the other day exactly?
Cathy: He joined Harry and his motley crew.
Draco: Filthy mudbloods...
Rianna: DRAKIE POO!! YOU SWINE! Awwwwww. *hugs*
Draco: BLOODY HELL! How many times do I have to tell people. Look but don't touch.
*John Lennon walks into the room eating an apple*
John: Cheeky...
Rianna: HOLY FRIKKEN CRAP! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!?!?
Cathy: *Looking at nails* Beats the crud outta me, I just sorta go with it now, ya know.
Rianna: I dunno how you can just sit there and be like WHATEVER while JOHN FREAKING LENNON IS STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!
John: Actually I'm standing a little to the left of you.
RIanna: SHUT UP! CAN I JUST KISS YOU OR SOMETHING!
John: Uh sure. *She kisses John over and over again on the cheeks* Okay.
Cathy: Wait... who the hell is this guy.
Rianna: Uhhhh, PSH, this is JOHN freaking Lennon. Hullo from the Beatles. But ya know what's weird. The fact that *turns to John* you're supposed to be dead and *turns back to Cathy* He was'nt this bloody young when he was killed either. *looks around skeptically* Did you find a time machine?
John: Psh, uh, no what are you talking abou-
Cathy: *points at John* He totally found a time machine.
Rianna: Definitely. Why is it we're the ones always involved with the space time bla getting screwed up.
Cathy: I have no idea.
*Paul McCartney comes in after John and when he sees him he looks surprised*
Paul: Uh, what are you doing here John...
John: NO WHAT ARE YOUUU DOING HERE PAUL?
Paul: I asked you first. And I thought I was the only one with a time machine in my house.
*while they are talking back and forth Cathy and I keep turning our heads back and forth from one to the other with our jaws on the floor*
John: You are. I broke into your house while you were at the grocery store.
Paul: YOU BROKE INTO MY HOU- Wait, how did you even break in, you don't have a key...
*George and Ringo walk through the door as well*
George: He broke through the window.
Ringo: You know it's not that hard.
Paul: Yea but you can't just break into somebody's house and use their time machine while thhey're not there, it's just not right.
John: YOU'RE NOT RIGHT!
Rianna: Wait wait wait wait... SO the Beatles came to Hogwarts... WHY?
Paul: I found a ring with the name "Rianna" engraved into it and I came to find you... I also came to see what all songs we write in the future.
Cathy: Didn't I give you that ring?
Rianna: .... yea. Well, I accidentally left it with James and all them, to have something to remind them of me.
Cathy: BUT THEY CAN'T BE REMINDED OF YOU! YOU WIPED THEIR BLOODY MEMORY!
Rianna: Well how the shuck did Sir Paul freaking McCartney come by it then?
Paul: I found it on the floor.
Rianna: Right. Well since you're all here and could pass as seventeen year olds then why don't you all stay? Eh, how bout that?
John: I WILL!
Cathy: How can they stay if they don't have magic?
Dorian: *magically poofs into the room* Isn't it obvious... you hide them in your closet.. duh.
Rianna: I trained you so well. *makes an abbey rode Beatles record album thing accio to me and have it signed by the four Beatles*
Rianna: BLOODY SHIT! This is going to be worth so much money.
Dorian: Can you buy me some treats? *everyone looks at us like we're crazy people*
Rianna: Long story... haha. *randomly shows George a picture of Dhani (his future son) to draw attention away from them*
George: Daaaaaaaaamn, i did goooood.
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Awesomeness, Wizard Style
FanfictionThe sequel to Awesomness, Pirate Style. Made with a bunch of different people. Pretty freaking awesome any way you slice it. Just read it.
