*Next day in at the end of potions.*
Snape: Today you won't go to Defence Against the Dark Arts next, instead you will be going to- what muggles would call- a HISSSSSSstory class. It teaches you about the past and how it is effecting them now. And bla bla bla. So just go on to that class now you insolent FOOOLS!
*In the HISSSSSSstory Class about halfway through*
Teacher: The Spanish Inquisition was originally intended to maintain orthodoxy of those who converted from Judaism and Islam-
Rianna: *raises hand*
Teacher: Yes, you in the black.
Everyone: Me?
Teacher: No, you that just raised your hand.
Draco: *raises hand* Oh, you must mean me.
Harry: *raises hand* NO, I think she meant me.
Cathy: *raises both hands then sniffs her armpits* Not ME!
Loki: Eww who farted?
Class: EWWWWwwwwwWWWWWwwwww.
Rianna: *face palm* CAN YOU START THAT SENTENCE OVER AGAIN?
Teacher: ??? Ok, The Spanish Inquisition was-
Rianna: *raises hand again*
Teacher: OKAY YOU! *points to rianna* THE ONE THAT JUST ASKED IF I COULD START THIS SENTENCE OVER AGAIN, YOU!
Rianna: *Jumps up on desk and does a spell that makes her outfit turn red* NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
Teacher: *claps* Good, good, now sit back down.
Everyone: ............what?
*class drones on and a lot of people that are unimportant in my story fall asleep and/or die*
Teacher: And that's when Jack Sparrow got the Black Pearl back... any questions?
Cathy: Uh, yea, you left out his girlfriend and Norrington's girlfriend and Barbosa's girlfriend and Mike slash Peeta.
Teacher: *looks down at her paper* I left nothing out.
Rianna: *chimes in* Uh, ya, ya did... I was there. Barbossa is my dad.
Teacher: Barbossa cannot be your father, he's over 300 years old.
Paul: *stands up* Actually, yea, NO, She's right, Rianna is right, my girlfriend is right, she was there, Norrington is my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great something grandad. I would know.
Rianna: Yea.
Cathy: Listen to the tool.
Teacher: Okay no. Just. NO. That COULD NOT have happened. How old are you little girl?
Rianna: *dead serious face on* I'm a timelord.
Cathy: OH SNAP.
Loki: Doctor?
Teacher: Doctor who?
Rianna: Yes, Loki, it is me, the doctor.
Teacher: I still think you're lying.
Rianna: *gets back on top of the desk* I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!
Paul: THERE IS AN ANNOYING LOUD BUZZING IN MY LEFT EAR!
Cathy: What is this sorcery???
Rianna: IT WAS YOU BUZZING, YOU NAUGHTY BOY!
Teacher: GUYS!
Loki: You wouldn't happen to have a banana on you would you?
Rianna: Well of course, I AM the doctor aren't I? *pulls out a banana and gives to Loki*
Cathy: OH REALLY? IF YOU'RE THE DOCTOR WHICH DOCTOR ARE YOU!?!?
Draco: SPEAK UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY NEXT TO YOU!
Rianna: I am the- You know, I lost track. Like, forty second or something.
Loki: O_O The answer to the universe.
Rianna: HOW MANY REFERENCES ARE IN THIS CHAPTER??
Cathy: You know, I don't know.
Paul: Neither do I.
Draco: Nor do I.
Loki: Nay... I mean... noPe NOPEDY NOOOOOOOWER.
Draco: DERP DERP DERP.
Rianna: WATCH OUT!!! THERE'S A RABBIT BEHIND YOU!!
Everone: AHHHH! *jumps away*
Rianna: Just kidding.
Teacher: LOOK GUYS-
Loki: AVADA KEDAVRA BITCH!
Teacher: *dead*
Cathy: Did you just... kill her?
Rianna: DON'T YOU KNOW? Killing people doesn't make people like you.
Cathy: It just makes people dead.
Paul: Yea.
Loki: I do what I want. *throws the invisible camera the peace sign and walks out the door.
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Awesomeness, Wizard Style
FanfictionThe sequel to Awesomness, Pirate Style. Made with a bunch of different people. Pretty freaking awesome any way you slice it. Just read it.
