Rianna: *walks into the common room singing* WHOOOOOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO? WHO WHO? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU? WHO WHO WHO WHO?
Paul: Are you seriously singing that?
Rianna: ...yea. Why?
Loki: Would you guys shut up I'm trying to sleep.
Rianna/Paul: ..... You're still here?
Loki: *gets up off couch* Yea, I'm homeless now remember.
Rianna: Can you draw. *looks at Paul with a smirk*
Loki: I can draw pretty good pictures of horses that get sent to little boys after I die...
Paul: .... Show us.
Rianna: Wait... are they eight legged?
Loki: Ha ha, NO. They are regular horses in fact.
Rianna: *hands him a pencil and paper* GO!
Loki: *draws furiously and after thirty minutes of everyone else playing rock paper scissors he finishes* WOOLAH! *holds up the drawing*
Rianna: Hmm, you're pretty good after all. *crosses arms*
Paul: *looks jealous* I can do that too! *grabs Loki's pencil and another piece of paper* Watch this. *finishes the drawing after five minutes and it's just a cow looking thing with one front leg and one back leg*
Rianna: *smirks at Loki* SOMEBODY HAND ME A GUITAR!
Loki: Oooh, hold on. *morphs into a guitar*
Rianna: -_- Well this is going to be awkward. *picks up Loki/guitar and starts playing* PAULIE CAN'T DRAW PAULIE CAN'T DRAW PAULIE CANNOT DRAW! HE ONLY READS BOOKS AND HE CANNOT DRAW EVEN IF HE'S READING A HOWTODRAW BOOK! Cmon everybody! Join in! *the rest of the commonroom joins in singing*
Paul: I'M PAUL MCFREAKING- OKAY OKAY WELL LOOK AT HER! SHE'S PLAYING A LOKI!
Rianna: *music stops* AND I LOOOOOVE IT!
*silence*
Rianna: YEA YEA! YA HEARD MEH! Okay Loki you can transfer back into a huma- I mean god...
Loki: *morphs back but this time has cat ears and a tail* Well imma go grab some pudding from the great hall..
Rianna: Uh, Loki!
Loki: Yessssss?
Rianna: Never mind.
Cathy: *comes out from underneath the invisibility cloak* ... is he a neko too?
Rianna: *scratches back* Uh... yea, yea he is.
Cathy: *runs after him and the rest of the commonroom clears out*
Paul: *scoots over closer to her on the couch* Why hello there.
Rianna: Hi paul.
Paul: Looks like it's just you and me huh? Me and you? Together?
Draco: *rianna looks relieved when he comes in* DID SOMEBODY SAY DRACO MALFOY?!?!
Paul: No! Nobody said anything!
Draco: Geez ya don't have to be so mean about it. *goes away*
Rianna: *face palm* NOOOO! COME BACK! *but he never comes back*
Paul: *looks at her* ....you haven't face palmed in forever.
Rianna: I know, I know.
***MEANWHILE WITH LOKI AND CATHY***
Cathy: So I see you have ears now.
Loki: O.O What? *feels for ears* THAT'S WHY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GIVING ME THESE ODD LOOKS??
Cathy: And the tail...
Loki: *freaks out and looks back* Ahhhhh! *holds tail* I NEED MORE PUDDING!
John: Look lads *leads Ringo and George over* pussies... heh heh heh.
George: That's definitely something you would say, John.
Ringo: Did you hear? They are going to make a movie with me in it. It's called Ringo Starr Wars. So imma leave for a bit lads. Ta.
George/John: BYE RINGS! *waves furiously then leaves the great hall*
***BACK WITH EVERYONE ELSE***
Rianna: Well obviously there's been some miscommunication between us.
Paul: Do you love me or not Becuase I LOOOOVE YOU!
Rianna: I have all these feels and I feel so conflicted inside it's just... too much... *curls up in a ball*
Paul: *attempts to comfort her* It's okay.. it'll be okay.
Rianna: *pushes him away* I need- *sobs*
Paul: What, what is it that you need?
Rianna: I need-
Paul: What?
Rianna: *pulls him closer and whispers* pudding... and maybe Loki...
Paul: I'll be right back. Stay here. *runs to the great hall and gets Loki who has now turned himself back into a god instead of a neko, which made Cathy sad but whatever*
Rianna: *when Paul comes back* Leave us be Paul. I need to talk to him. *Paul leaves*
Loki: What did you want to talk about?
Rianna: Well do you know what I hate?
Loki: What?
Rianna: When people think that acoustic guitars are basses. They're like, Oh look at that bass that he's playing and I look at them and say, Are you stupid? Then I slap them and say, that's an acoustic guitar you moron. Most basses have FOUR STRINGS and besides, acoustic basses are shit anyway but THAT! THAT is OBVIOUSLY a guitar. YERP A DERP.
Loki: Yea, that must be annoying. Oh hey, ya know what Ringo told me?
Rianna: What did he tell you?
Loki: That girls are like drums...
Rianna: Oh dear.
Loki: Cause you bang them...
Rianna Ya know he's not a very good influence.
Loki: I don't even know what that means. How can you bang a girl?
*we hear a strange cackling sound followed by a few thumps and see Paul rolling own the stairs*
Paul: *on the ground rofling* Oh my go-ahhahahaha-d he don't know what HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH! I'm dying! Like, literally dying.
Rianna: Did you escape from tumblr Paul?
Paul: What's tumblr?
Rianna: Thank god. *realizes something* YOU NEVER BROUGHT BACK ANY PUDDING!
Loki: *watches him and her go at it while eating the last thing of pudding* EHEHEHEHEHEHE!
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Awesomeness, Wizard Style
FanfictionThe sequel to Awesomness, Pirate Style. Made with a bunch of different people. Pretty freaking awesome any way you slice it. Just read it.
