Past? What Past?! [ F I N I S H E D ]

Past? What Past! Part14

From Part13... APRIL FOOLS!! you didn't think i'd stop writing NOW, did you :L?

and let's continue....

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An evil idea formed in my head. Could I? Would I? The answer to both those questions was definitely!

I smiled evilly and walked over to the paint. I picked up a paintbrush and dipped it in the greeny-blue paint, called 'Duck Egg'. What a stupid name for greeny-blue coloured paint! This serves them right for being so stupid.

Ten minutes later, I examined my handy work and pulled my phone out of my pocket. I took photos to show Harry when I got back to his house. I laughed maniacally as I left the room, taking Aurora's stuff with me and driving away, back home.

"Harry!" I yelled as I arrived back at our house. I ran up the stairs with Aurora's stuff and dumped it on the floor of my room. "Harry, check this out," I panted, pulling out my phone and showing him the photos I had taken.

"Oh my God! Abi! What the fuck! That's really evil!"

"I try," I told him, giggling as I saw the photo again. It was one of the white walls in my old room, but with a difference. There was now a sentence painted on in 'duck egg' coloured paint. It said, 'fuck off ya racist bastards.' It wasn't VERY insulting, but it was the best I could do. I had witnessed many racist comments in that house, and I was sick of them. "Can you please set up Aurora's play pen and cot?" I asked Harry. He nodded and I set to work emptying my three very large suitcases of clothes and items of great importance to me.

Three hours later, I was still unpacking. Harry was now helping me, after finishing the cot and play pen. Aurora was now sitting in it, playing with a cuddly toy of hers. It was a pink teddy bear, called Tina. It was kind of tatty as it had originally been mine, and so it was no longer pink, but more a washed out pink, verging on creamy-white. A friend of my mother's had given Tina to me - he was German and had been living in Western Berlin when the Berlin Wall was destroyed. Tina was so cute.

Two hours after Harry started helping me unpack, we were finished, and Harry was knackered. I don't see why - it was only clothes! And straightners, and curlers, and make up, and my laptop. And my printer... Which is kind of heavy...

I only took essentials with me! He should be happy I didn't bring my ancient, bulky, heavy computer and instead took my laptop.

Hayley was sitting playing with Aurora, Liam at her side. They were all laughing and having a good time with the baby toys.

"I'm hungry," Hayley announced.

"Seconded," Liam said.

"Thirded," I inserted.

"Fourth-ed?" Harry added, looking confused.

"Ah ha!" Aurora said, which translated into, 'I'm hungry too, mum, I want your tit.'

"Yup, well, I'd better get to work on Aurora. Sometimes I wish I'd just put her on the bottle immediately..." I picked Aurora out of her play pen and headed towards the bathroom.

"Right, well we'll decide where to eat then - you fussed, babe?" asked Harry.

"Nope, anything."

© Zoe A Proudfoot

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Sorry for that very crap april fools joke. it wasn't funny at all.

it was eilidh's idea that i should post today - so thank her :). you could thank her by reading her story - Death's Flower ;) her username is MissNaughty and she's amazing!

She also just had an operation today when blood ran down her face and is on her top and in her hair and she can't have a shower. she says: 'it's minging :@'.

she's a right laugh, her....

okay :D part15'll be up once i've finished writing it. sorry this one was so short, i just felt so guilty for playing such a mean trick on you, that i HAD to put SOMETHING up quickly....

(sorry).

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