“I can’t believe mum made me come with you,” I groan, heading to my seat. I sit down and look at the stage that’s only a few rows away. We’re in the third row and I seriously hope they don’t recognize me. I’ve already been kidnapped one too many times by them! “Shut up and enjoy it,” She commands, rolling her eyes.
Half an hour later the first song starts to play. Urgh. “Oh I just wanna take you anywhere that you like, we can get get anything that you like,” A guy I don’t know sings. I think Val said his name was Zayn... I’m already bored. “Oh tell me tell me tell me how to turn your love on,” Harry sings before his eyes land on me and stop there. Oh god. Kill me now. Harry whispers something to Louis and points at me. Yup, I’m screwed.
The song ends and Harry yells, “Hello London!” Screams erupt and my ear drums die. Yeah, they died. Sad isn’t it. “There is a special someone here in the crowd, could you please join us on stage, Jessica Hail!” Louis shouts. Noooooo! Valerie freaks out as Harry talks to one of the guards. “OMG OMG!” Valerie shouts right in my ear. But don’t worry, they already died earlier.
The guard starts making his way towards me, freaking me out. No, no, no, please no. “Miss, please come with us,” The guard demands. I follow him as he walks back over to the stage and helps me up. “JESSIE!” Louis yells, embracing me in a huge bear hug. A guard hands me a microphone. “Okay, okay, you can let go now,” I tell him, pushing him away gently. “What’re you doing here?” Harry questions, quirking up an eyebrow. “I told you, I’m not a fan, my sister is.”
“I could see that on your face when we were singing; you looked full on bored,” Louis frowns, giving me puppy dog eyes. I hate to admit it but he is kind of cute... I mean baby cute! Not cute cute! “Well, I’m going to go back into the crowd now, if you don’t mind, you could speed things up a bit,” I suggest. “Meanie,” Harry pouts. “Sorry to burst your bubble,” I shrug.
“Well, we do mind, so you’re staying. Sit on the couch!” He orders, pointing at the sofa in the middle of the stage. “No thanks-” He cuts me off, “ON THE COUCH!” I put my hands up in surrender, sitting awkwardly on the sofa thingy. They sing loads more boring songs that all sound the same while I sit here looking like a stiff penguin as I sit in this awkward position. When they finish they start to head off, leaving me there on my own. “Uh...” I mumble. A different security guard points in the direction the guys went and I put down the mic, running off the stage after them.
“Ditchers,” I mutter to myself. “Excuse me, but, who are you?” This brunette asks me in a bitchy tone. “A friend...” I shrug. “Of who?” She questions, narrowing her eyes at me. “Harry and Louis,” I inform her. “Oh really? Well, back off because Louis is mine,” She growls.
“Hey!” Harry grins, sliding on his socks towards us. Louis follows behind him, laughing. “Ah, Eleanor, I see you’ve met Jess,” Harry rolls his eyes when she’s distracted by Louis. “Boobear!” She says in a disgustingly sweet voice, kissing him full on the lips. Well that was weird... “Boobear!” I mock quietly to Harry. “I heard that!” Eleanor snaps.
“Jess, this is my girlfriend, Eleanor. El, this is my friend, Jessica,” Louis introduces. “You heard right! I’m his girlfriend,” She smirks at me. Right... “Good to know, I think he already mentioned that and for the record, I don’t care,” I state. “Don’t be rude,” Louis glares at me. “Oh, I’m sorry, boobear!” I smirk, mocking her again, “But your girlfriend is the one being rude! Nice introduction, earlier, Eleanor. ‘Excuse me, but, who are you? Ohmigawd, I’m so perfect!’” I imitate her in a high pitched voice. “I didn’t say that and I don’t sound like that!” She stares me down. “Well, you said the ‘excuse me but who are you’ part in a really rude way,” I roll my eyes.
“You think you’re so perfect because you’re ‘friends’ with the boys, you’re pretty and you can think of clever comebacks in seconds, but in the long run, I’m the one with the boyfriend, I’m the one who is a model and I’m the one who’s famous!” She snarks once the guys had left. “Actually, I don’t think I’m perfect but thanks for implying that I am in the short run!” I fake smile, walking away from her. I need to find Valerie. “Bitch!” She mutters. “Bitches are female dogs, dogs are animals, animals are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So thank you for calling me beautiful!” I respond.
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Half A Heart
Fanfiction"So you're saying I'm being kidnapped by two members of a boyband?" I raise my eyebrows at the two creeps. "Exactly." "I feel so special now," I say sarcastically, rolling my eyes. “We’re not kidnapping you, we’re just... Borrowing you,” Harry s...
