Allen
Rita
~!~
"YO YO YO IT'S YA GIRL RITA IN THE HOUSE."
*people stare*
"What's up with you today?"
"It just so happens that ya girl is going to actually have plans that don't involve work tomorrow."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. I'm going to go out to see the fireworks and BBQ with my friends."
"Nice."
"What do you plan on doing tomorrow?"
"I don't know. It's a work day, so I'm gonna be here until... 5? Then go to a party or something."
"Nice."
"Yeah. Thanks. So...?"
"Oh! Right. I'll try something different. Watermelon this time?"
"WATERMELOOONNN HELPS ME KEEP A JOB."
"Vine is dead."
"Doesn't mean I can't love it still. I mean, look at the Fault in Our Stars. Up. All that stuff."
"You've read The Fault in Our Stars?"
"Eh, my little cousin had it, and my ex kept ranting on it. So.. Why not?"
"Nice."
"Random question, are we friends?"
"Why?"
"Just wondering."
"Well, then, yes Allen. We are friends if you want to be friends."
"Cool. FRENS."
"FRIENDSHIP!"
"People are looking at you again."
"Us, you mean. They're looking at us."
"Yeah, sure, keep telling yourself that."
"Butt."
"Hole."
"Wow."
"Yeah, yeah. Here's your order. $2.30 please."
"Here's $2.30 and my number. "
"Why?"
"Do you not want to be friends and talk even if I'm not in Rita's?"
"Oh, right! I forgot. Wait a minute."
"Hm?"
"Here's mine." *hands paper*
*hands her number*
"Well, talk to you later?"
"Sure." *smiles*
YOU ARE READING
The Rita's Girl
Kurzgeschichten"Because love's such an old fashioned word" -Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie ~!~ In which Rita meets Allen when she goes to Rita's. ~!~ This book is a pun honestly.
