LAST CHAPTER FOR THIS NIGHT
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ALLEN
RITA
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Allen and Rita sit together alone in the car. It's almost one am, but they aren't that tired.
"So uhm....?"
"Yeah?"
"Would you like to come into my apartment? It's late.."
"Uh..."
"Don't think wrong, I just don't want you to be driving while you're tired and slightly tipsy."
"..."
"Don't give me that look."
"You're worried about me." He smirks.
"I don't want your death on my conscience."
"Okay, Marg."
"Did y-"
He exits the car. "What are you waiting for?"
She grumbles. "I should have just let you drive..."
"Too late, I'm starting to feel tired, Rita." He puts his arm around her, and leans on her.
"Dude."
"Yes?"
"You know you're heavy."
"I am?"
"Mhm..."
"Are you implying I'm fat?"
"I didn't say that, don't read so much into my words, sometimes it's pointless."
"Almost a week into our friendship, and you're letting me in your house, and saying I'm fat."
"That's goals."
"Boi."
"Boi."
They arrive at the entrance door of the apartment building, and Rita enters the passcode to enter. They walk to the elevator, and enter, hitting the button to the third floor.
"How long have you been living here?"
"About three months now. I wanted to move closer to my uni and my job."
"Ah... So the working girl."
"Yup. I ended classes for the semester."
"Impressive. What are you studying?"
"Photography."
"Cool... I'm majoring in architecture."
"Remind me to be careful walking in your house."
The door of the elevators open. They exit.
"Haha, you're so funny."
"I know."
"And stupid."
"I could make you leave right now."
"I thought you were worried about me?"
"Haha. Nice one. Just wanted to be an actual good person."
"Oh, please. You asked me to stay, with real puppy eyes."
"Ugh, you win."
"..."
"..."
They soon arrive at Rita's flat door. She opens the door, and leads Allen inside. Rita gestures to the couch. She goes to walk down to a little hallway, and goes to a closet.
"I'll get you a blanket, a pillow, and some food if you want."
"Thanks Rita."
She smiles. "Anytime, Allen."
He sits back on the couch. "As long as tomorrow I get thirty cents off my ice."
He chuckles. "Okay, Rita."
"Ye boi."
Rita goes back to Allen, who's laying on her couch. She tosses him a blanket and pillow.
"Do you want to wash up? It was warm outside, and you look sweaty."
"You just want to see my bod."
"What bod?"
*laughs* "You're just so rude sometimes, aren't you?"
"Disgusting little shitaki mushroom."
"Oh, don't lie. You know you want this."
"You forgot to place 'don't' after 'You know'."
"Haha, okay."
Rita runs to the closet again, and opens its door, shielding her face from Allen. She blushes, and grabs the towel.
She throws it at him.
"OW!"
"That's what you GET!"
"LOL."
"LMAO."
"Dude...."
"Dat boi."
"420-"
"BLAZE IT!"
"You have neighbors right?"
"Crap..."
He laughs. "Boi."
"Shower's down the hall, first door to the left."
"Thanks boi."
"..."
"..."
"Oh, I forgot about clothes, but I have a set of pajamas and boxers that my brother lent me."
"He lent you boxers?"
"I used to wear them as pajamas."
"Huh?"
"I don't like wearing those little pajama shorts they sell because they make me uncomfortable, so I wore his boxers since they were LOSERS and more com-For-TABLE."
"WHAT THE- DID YOU DID NOT JUST?"
"I DID."
"WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO MII?"
"Did you just reference to the Wii game characters?"
"You know I did, honey."
"Well, I'm done for now. I guess..."
"You don't... want to talk some more?"
"I'm actually... *yawns* a little tired."
"Oh, yeah... Well, thanks for everything!"
Allen walks off to the bathroom.
"Oh, and I know that I'm hot."
"Why?"
"Because you're shower gets turned on also by me."
He walks off.
"Woah."
YOU ARE READING
The Rita's Girl
Short Story"Because love's such an old fashioned word" -Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie ~!~ In which Rita meets Allen when she goes to Rita's. ~!~ This book is a pun honestly.
