Allen
Rita
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"Hello?"
"Were you serious when you said tomorrow 8 pm?"
"Do you want to come over at 8:00 pm tomorrow?"
"Only if you want me to."
"Then come on down tomorrow."
"What are we going to do?"
"Netflix and chill?"
"You're not even close to doing the chilling part."
"I'M SERIOUS THOOO."
"Sure..."
"No sexual touching, I promise."
"Maybe we should start out with movies at a theatre."
"You let me sleep in your apartment."
"Yes I did."
"Can I come to your apartment?"
"No."
"Why do we have to go out?"
"Because I want to."
"But I want to stay at home so that if we fall asleep we can just sleep."
"Or you're just trying to get in my pants."
"And maybe that."
"And definitely no."
"How about dinner out?"
"It seems every time we see each other, we have food with us."
"That's not necessarily a bad thing."
"No, it's not."
"Then, dinner it is?"
"It is."
YOU ARE READING
The Rita's Girl
Short Story"Because love's such an old fashioned word" -Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie ~!~ In which Rita meets Allen when she goes to Rita's. ~!~ This book is a pun honestly.