Allen
Rita
I N C O M I N G C A L L
July 3 || 8:27 PM
202-684-3814
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"Hello?"
"Rita?"
"Who is this?"
"Allen, duhhh..."
"No need to become such a diva."
"What-EVER!"
"Why did I ever give you my number?"
"Because I'm devishly handsome, and you want a piece of this?"
"HAHAHA!"
"Hm... Then why?"
"I have no idea."
"Well, Rita. I'm going to convince you that I'm devishly handsome and that you'll want a piece of me by the end of this summer."
"Is this a bet, I smell?"
"No. Ew. How can you smell me? What the heck? Are you stalking me? I need help. STRANGER DANGER! 911 HELP!"
"Oh my gosh, shut uuuppppp!"
"SHE'S STALKING ME!"
"Dude, your neighbors might here. Shut up. I'm not a freaking stalker. Who called who?"
"But that's because you gave me your number!"
"And you gave me yours, too!"
"Oh, right. I forgot that..."
"Allen."
"Margarita."
"You need to calm down."
"You need to calm down."
"No, you."
"No, you."
"You really need to calm down."
"You really need to calm down."
"Are you mimicking me?"
"Are you mimicking me?"
"What the heck?"
"What th-"
"DUDE. STAHHHPPP!!"
"Fine, but you're no fun."
"Yeah, you just don't know me that well."
"If you say so..."
"So what's up dude? Why did you call me during my Netflix time?"
"I just wanted to talk to you?"
"About?"
"Well... remember I told you I'm going to my friend's party tomorrow?"
"Yup."
"Would you like to come?"
"Wait, but I had a BBQ and firework thing planned for tomorrow."
"There's BBQ there, and we'll be watching the fireworks, too."
"Oh... Hm... I mean, it's my brother's party. He'll probably understand if I don't come. He's been nudging me to, and I quote, 'go out more with friends'."
"And we're friends."
"Yup."
"Well?"
"If you turn out to be some kind of criminal trying to hurt me, then be careful. I can hurt you."
"Okay, firecracker. Just know my mom would kill me before I could even commit a crime."
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
*chuckles*
"Well, what's the address?"
"I'll pick you up."
"Okay, and also, thanks."
"Eh, no problem. I just don't want my friends to be nudging me about getting a date anymore."
"Then problems solved! It's two birds with one stone!"
"Ye boi."
"Well, I'm going to go watch White Chicks. Night dude."
"Night, firecracker."
*both hang up*
"Why 'firecracker'?"
"Firecracker?"
YOU ARE READING
The Rita's Girl
Conto"Because love's such an old fashioned word" -Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie ~!~ In which Rita meets Allen when she goes to Rita's. ~!~ This book is a pun honestly.
