ALLEN
RITA
BOSS
~!~
"Hi, welcome to Rita's."
"Oh, hey."
"How are you doing today, ma'am?"
"Rita."
"Yeah, I know, we're in Rita's right now."
"No, my name is Rita."
"You're being sarcastic, right?"
"Nope. My full name is Margarita. So I go by Rita."
"Well... Your nickname is a pun when you're in here, Rita."
"Yeah, yeah. Now can I order?"
"Go ahead, Margy."
"We're not even friends. We're not on that level yet."
"Can I step up a level?"
"This is only the second day I've seen you. No."
"Fine..."
"ALLEN, ARE YOU BEING WEIRD AND RUDE TO CUSTOMERS AGAIN?"
*laughs*
"No! We were just being annoying to each other!"
"Oh, really?"
"OKAY I WAS JOKING ABOUT HER WITH HER."
"That's better."
"ALLEN. IF YOU DO THIS AGAIN. I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIRE YOU!"
"HEY! It's fine! I'm not offended! Don't fire him, he needs this job!"
"Thank. You. So. Much."
"OKAY, MISS. ALLEN, YOU LUCKY BASTARD."
*LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY*
"Thanks, Rita."
"I would take a regular watermelon ice as a thank you."
"No, take it as extra. Half off for you, since you saved me from being fired today."
"YAY!!!!!"
"$1.14 please."
"Aw, you're such a gent. Thanks, Al."
"You're welcome, Rita."
YOU ARE READING
The Rita's Girl
Nouvelles"Because love's such an old fashioned word" -Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie ~!~ In which Rita meets Allen when she goes to Rita's. ~!~ This book is a pun honestly.
