Allen
Rita
~!~
"Hey, Rita. Did they fix the A/C yet?"
"Yeah, just today. I just want to get Rita's."
"You know you look hot."
"Oh, really?"
"You know. Very warm."
*not really amused*
"I WANTED TO MAKE A PUN."
"I did a play about puns, and it really was just a play on words."
"No."
"Yes."
"You."
"I."
"Did not."
"Did."
"Ugh... You don't actually suck."
"I donut know what you mean? I came here for ice, not a booty call."
"I bet you Noel what I really mean."
"That was bad."
"Ugh..."
"Don't give me a disgusted look. You know I'm pretty."
"No."
"You know? When I get naked to wash, the shower usually gets turned on."
"OH LORD BLESS MY EARS AND MY MIND! JESUS LOVES ME, THE BIBLE TOLD ME SO. YES, JESUS LOVES ME, 'CAUSE THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO..."
*laughs*
"You're lucky my boss was off today, and that my other boss is in the bathroom."
"Whatever, Allen-d you a five and let you keep the change IF you get me a regular cherry ice. The usual."
"I CAN not believe you used my name as a pun. It was as sour as a Margarita."
"Oh, but I did."
"Whatever. Here's the ice. I hope it cools down the steam in your shower fantasy."
"You're so lucky you give me ice."
*slips $5.00*
"Ice, ice, baby."
"Later, loser."
YOU ARE READING
The Rita's Girl
Historia Corta"Because love's such an old fashioned word" -Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie ~!~ In which Rita meets Allen when she goes to Rita's. ~!~ This book is a pun honestly.
