Rosario + Ghost Rider

Season II Episode 3: Size matters

Another important day was coming in Yokai academy and that was the day that everyone got physicals. While Rane was in the newspaper club with the others he questioned why did monsters get physicals.

Rane: Wait so how do these physicals work?

Yukari: Same as in a regular school.

Rane: So are they being done in your monster forms?

Mizore: No, it also provides an opportunity to point out our flaws in disguising as humans.

Rane: Ok I guess that makes sense.

Moka: For monsters like us who have human like bodies all the time its usually a breeze. Even Ginei shouldn't have trouble since he only changes on a full moon.

Ginei: Not like I go anyways.

Rane: Let me guess, you're taking pictures of the girls while they're getting examined?

Ginei: You know me too well Rane.

Rane: I know too well how much of a pig you are.

They continued their work for the day. Yukari was moving boxes of papers that Kurumu and Ruby were supposed to sell once they got back which was right now. 

Kurumu: Selling these papers are exhausting.

Ruby: Nothing like a hard day of work.

Kurumu: Then you can keep selling but I need a break.

Yukari: Oh no you don't! We got a lot of papers to sell so go out there, flaunt your fat rack like you usually do and bring in some money.

Kurumu: If we need them sold so badly then why don't you do it?

Rane: Aside from, its not her job?

Yukari: Maybe you wouldn't get tired so much if you weren't lugging around those dumbbells you call a chest.

Kurumu: Oh boohoo, you're just jealous.

Yukari: Now what makes you say that?

Kurumu: Because you know that these dumbbells are what make the men flaunt to me and it's why they don't even give you a second glance.

Yukari: What did you say?

Rane: Oh shit......I don't have any popcorn.

Ginei: Got you covered.

Miraculously Ginei had set up seats in front of Kurumu and Yukari so that he, Rane, Moka, Mizore and Ruby could sit as an audience and watch the fireworks.

Kurumu: You know it's true, It's why every girl here gets more guys looking at them then you.

Yukari: I don't need a rack the size of a pumpkin patch just to get attention.

Kurumu: You say that but out of all the girls in our group who get's the least amount of attention? You, and what do you lack that the rest of us have?

Kurumu bounced up and down to shake her chest obnoxiously and make the answer very clear and all it did was make Yukari extremely aggravated to the point where she was grinding her teeth.

Kurumu: Face it Yukari, until you hit a growth spurt around the preferred areas you're looking at a lonely life.

Yukari: You dumb bitch!

Yukari raised her wand and everyone imagined a meteor shower of pots raining down on Kurumu's head but nothing happened. Everyone looked back at Yukari to see her shaking and quivering. She was crying and she stormed out of the room to everyone's surprise.