Diabolik Lovers: Two Brides

Roasting Pop Tart Once Again....

Christine's POV:
After we teleported back to the Sakamaki mansion, I quickly changed into my school uniform where I met everyone downstairs as we walked towards the limousine, I saw Subaru in a grumpy mood as always, then again I started to think about him.

Geez he's grumpy as usual even though he and I are good terms, but Subaru's just....Subaru (I know it sounded weird but that's the only word that comes out of my head so don't judge me 😑). However I can't get the thought of his mother out of my head...I wonder what kind of relationship she and Subaru have in the past?...oh fuck it I'll just sit next to Subaru!

I then walked towards Subaru and called him.

"Hey Subaru wait up!"

"WHA- Gah..."

He yelled, but stops himself when he saw me.

"Er hey Christine, what's...up?..."

He asked awkwardly as I smiled gently at him.

"We're going to limo buddies for now on!"

I happily exclaimed with Subaru widen his eyes.

"Eh?"

"Ehhhhhhh?!?!?!?"

The Sakamaki brothers stood there shocked by my proclaims where I grinned at him.

"Well come on let's sit together!"

"Awwww Christy chan why can't you sit next to me?!"

Laito whines as I look at him happily.

"Heehee~ don't worry Laito! I'll sit next to after school alright?"

"What about me Christine?"

Kanato asked tilting his head innocently.

"Don't worry about it! You and Laito can next to me when school is over!"

I happily proclaimed with Laito and Kanato smiling at me.

I then turned to Subaru with a cute smile.

"Well wanna sit next to me?"

"....S-Sure..."

He replied with a light blush where Laito started teasing him.

"Someone's in looove~"

"Urusei hentai!"

He snarled while still blushing, Laito playfully sticks his tongue out.

Then Reiji cleared his throat.

"Enough of this, all of you get into the car. We don't want to be late."

"Mhm."

We all nodded politely as we got into the limousine, all of us did what we usually do: sitting yay (and I said it sarcastically)

While we're in the limousine, I was sitting next to Subaru where I was sitting there happily leaning on his shoulder not noticed him blushing (or maybe I'm doing this on purpose 😏), I put on my favorite kpop song from EXO on my iPod with my earbuds on.

While I was listening to EXO, I immediately got irked when I can feel Yui's aura of jealousy and possessiveness in the limo.

I then groaned at her annoying ass glare where I slowly get up from Subaru's shoulder.

"Yui what do you want? I'm listening to EXO here."

I spoke coldly to her irked when she interrupted my song.

"Why do you have to sit next to Subaru?"

She asked enviously glaring at me where I rolled my eyes at her.

"Because I want to pop tart."

I replied with a deadpan look as Yui got shot by my cold words, she got up shooting a glare at me once more.

"Would you stop shooting me with your cold harsh words?!"

"Hmm...let me think uhh nope! Not a fucking zillion years pop tart!"

She once again got shot by my cold words.

"How dare you insult me I am the-"

"Most faithful believer of the name of god now shut the fuck up pop tart."

Ayato cuts her off coldly with Yui got shot by his harsh words, she turned to glare at her.

"Ayato don't cut me off here! I'm trying to-"

"Urusei..you're being too noisy pop tart."

Shu coldly spat as she got shot by words once again, she then got up from her seat irritated by the insults that she's receiving.

"THAT IS IT! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE COLD INSULTS THAT I BEEN RECEIVING ALL BECAUSE OF YOU CHRISTINE DUONG!"

She ranted, but I was unfazed by her rants.

"And assuming it's my fault that I encourage them to call you that?"

"YES!"

She replied where I smiled sadistically at her.

"Well good for them because they are proud to roast you like that because ya know why?"

"Grrr....why?"

She growled irritably.

"YOU'RE A FLAT CHESTED DUMBASS POP TART DRIED HAIRED SHIT WEAK ASS MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS PIECE OF SHIT SKANK WHO HAS A BODY THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ASS FLAT BOARD OR I SAY BOARDY!"

"OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Everybody then started cheering and laughing their asses off at my best roast when we finally stopped at the school entrance, Yui ran off embarrassed by what I said where she is receiving a lot of hate from the fan girls as I stood smiling sadistically at her misfortunes, the Sakamakis and I started walking towards the school entrance where I smiled at the funniest moment.

Man I'm starting to like Japan more!