Self Harm Assesment

short story ♥

A man and his ever nagging wife went on a vacation to Jerusalem. While on this vacation the mans wife passed away. The undertaker said to the man, " You can burry her in the holy land for 150$ or you can have her shipped back to be burried in America for 10,000."

The man thought for a minute, and told the undertaker he would have her shipped home.

Confused the undertaker said, "Why would you not have her burried here in the holy land and have a beautiful funural on the promise land!" With a dead serious expression he replied, "A long time ago, there was a mad burried here, and then 3 days later he rose again. I can't take that chance!!!"