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I can believe that me, the Best In The World has beat The Wyatt Family, that is, with Daniel Bryan at my side. But what I can't believe is that finally, I got Gloria to be my girlfriend. Just with a kiss we both enjoyed.
She gets to my room. I know that because she knocked.
"Coming!" I say. I walk to the door and unlock it. She walks in.
"I'm here."
"I can tell." I pause. "You wanna watch a movie?"
"Yeah! Ya got 'The Matrix?' "
"Why wouldn't I?"
"Can we watch it?"
"Yea, absolutely."
"It's my FAVORITE movie."
"Is that because you'll soon be a Doctor of Physics?"
"No, not just because of THAT. Because it's awesome and it makes you feel like you're in it."
"True,"
"What are you waiting for? Put it in!"
"I am sorry, but, that sounded dirty."
She rolls her eyes at what I said. I chuckle. "You're immature!" she says. That makes me laugh even more.
I turn off the light, and we sit on the sofa. She ends up leaning on me.
She literally recites every other line.
"How many times have you watched this movie?" I ask her.
"Only a billion." she says.
"Really?"
"Haha, no!" she smacks my thigh. Awkward, yet shameless.
That's my job! Whatever.
When Morpheus and Neo first meet, she recites as Morpheus is saying, "What IS REAL? How do you DEFINE REAL? If you're talking about what you can FEEL, SMELL, TASTE and SEE, then REAL is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain."
At the end, when Neo is fighting Agent Smith, she's like, "Neo.. he isn't dead yet.. You go get 'em."
She couldn't stay up another minute. By the time the credits come, she's dozing off on my lap.
"Gloria.. get up."
"Phil?"
"Yea?"
"Can I sleep here?"
"Yeah, totally."
"On the bed?"
"Yup."
I think she was sleep-talking, because.. this is weird.
I got here to the bed. There, she slept all night. Before we watched the movie, she took off her makeup, that's good. I lent her clothes so she'd sleep comfortably. I don't know how, I don't know when, but, in the morning, I awoke in the bed. Not bad for the Straight Edge Messiah..
"Hey." I said. Her eyes were opening. She sat up.
"When did YOU get here?" she asked.
"I don't know." I held her hand. She smiled. "Hey, do you remember last night when you said I was being cocky?" I chuckled.
"Yea."
"Come here!"
"Huh?"
"I never got my kiss for being victor!"
She just laughed. "I guess.."
We leant toward each other and she kissed me first, this time. I smiled and kissed me back.
"There, there's your kiss." she said.
"I actually got TWO!"
"Yea, I know, lucky bastard."
I laughed. "Do you wanna get breakfast?"
"Yea, of course."
"Where?"
"Can you order room service?"
"Haha, yea. What do you want?"
"Scrambled eggs with cheese and bacon, and hashbrown with ketchup. And also maybe a café con leche."
"Oh, that sounds good."
"Is wittle Phil gettin' hungry?"
"Yes, wittle Phil IS hungry. I think I'm gonna order the same thing as you, it sounds good."
"Haha. I'm gonna go brush my teeth."
"Oh, me too. I almost forgot: ladies first."
"Thank you, my brother sometimes totally forgets that."
"Well we better teach that boy a lesson, shouldn't we?"
"Absolutely."
"Can I call him?"
"Later, when he and my sadly desperate sister-in-law are up."
"Sadly desperate?" I asked her. She was starting to floss.
"Yes, because he's just.. I mean, IMPOSSIBLE to handle. He lives in like, his own dimension or something." she explained.
"Ooh. I can't imagine your sister, who's a Diva."
"Have you met her?"
"Of course! Now, she's alright. She's taken by Cody. She's given him 'excitement.' I really don't see how."
"She's pretty, though."
"Yup. I don't see WHY, either. He tells me she took it gauche."
"W-yea, who wouldn't?"
"I mean, I would feel gauche if I made him excited."
"Punk- no, don't talk about that. That's just-"
"I get it, I know." I say, laughing.
After she cleans her mouth and whatnot, she showers, brushes her hair, clothed, you know, the basic stuff. And then I showered. It wasn't until AFTER I got out of the bathroom that our food arrived. It was 8.00.
I paid for the food, and got my food, and handed Gloria hers. She thanked me.
"After this, do you wanna go to Cody's house?"
"Why? There's plenty of stuff we could do here."
"Like what?"
"I don't know, make out?"
"We've been dating for less than a day."
"But we could still do it." I said. She gave me the look. I chuckled, then smirked.
"We could go have a game of.. I don't know.. Tennis. Or baseball.. Or floor hockey.. At Cody's house."
"Yea, yea, yea! And we invite a bunch of Divas and Superstars, that is, if they're not busy with their personal lives!"
"Woah, I don't think I've ever seen you this excited, in the time that I've known you."
"Wait, does Cody actually have a house here?"
"No, but Daniel does!"
"Then let's go to his house!"
"I'll text him."
"OK."
"Texted! Meanwhile, can we make out?"
"Brooks, you're mad. What if it gets too intense?"
"You think too much about 'what if' and not 'WHY NOT.' " I tried to make the last two words sound seductive. Or maybe evil. Or maybe both.
She chuckled. She chuckles way too much. I think I'm the one who makes her chuckle. Hmm.
We made out for a while, until she decided it was getting too intense, and we stopped. I know we could gotten just A LITTLE BIT further, haha.
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