Balanced Entropy (DISCONTINUED)

XXXIII- Blitz (When Worlds Collide)

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RAW had just started, and right now, I was behind the curtain, waiting to celebrate my victory at Night of Champions. My theme hit, and I made my way out onto the gorilla. I took my shades off dramatically and handed them to a guy wearing a CM Punk shirt.

"Nice shirt," I said. Then, I made my way to the ring.

Some people were booing and others were cheering, and then my theme stopped playing and I started talking.

I smiled, waiting for them to somewhat quiet down.

"Wow, this title's kind of heavy. Now, I could sit here and give everyone a boring lecture about how I'm 'the best' and whatnot, but I'm not gonna do that. You see, I, am not the best person to ever hold this title. I mean, Lita's held it for crying out loud!" As soon as I said that, the crowd started cheering. "I just know, that last night, Red and I both brought our A-game. It's just she might've come up... SHORT," then the crowd booed at that. "Without further ado, I want Paige to help me make an announcement here,"

Saraya's (Paige) theme hit, with the scream and all. I flinched when the scream hit. She made her way to the ring and started speaking. "I'm here... To announce the debut of Havoc!" she said. "It's the name of the tag team of Gloria and I,"

Immediately after she said that, Marina's theme--'Battlecry' by Celldweller--hit, and she came followed by Red and Angelina Rivers. They made their way to the ring.

"And I'm here," Marina started, "to announce the debut of Kaos!"(pronounced like 'chaos') "And not only that, Red, Angelina," they had something in their hands, but they were in expensive-looking red bags. "We would like to introduce to you, Havoc, and the WWE Universe, the Divas Tag Team Championships!"

Saraya and I feigned surprise. Her and I had talked about this a while ago, but we had decided to give the opportunity to Marina and her clan.

Marina then handed the mic to Red. "And Gloria dear, they're on the line, right now. It's Havoc against Angelina and I representing Kaos,"

"What?! Right now? Are you crazy?" I said.

"You always have to be ready, don't you?" Angelina said.

"Well now, WWE Universe, today, we learn to REALLY EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED." I said, throwing my mic down. I gave my title to the ref, who handed it to the people by the ring announcers, and then he held the Divas Tag Team Championships in the air. Did I really want to be carrying three titles, now? Before I even realized, the bell had rung, and Saraya was going after Angelina, blasting her head into the mat. Red had instantly attacked me with a spear, and then two Legdrops. She then pinned me, but I kicked out at 1. We both got up, and then I performed a Neckbreaker on her, followed by two DDTs. She was on the floor, so I decided to aid Saraya with Angelina. Saraya first performed a Dropkick on Angelina, which I followed up with an RKO. Out of seemingly nowhere, Red double-speared Saraya and I, and then performed the Figure Four Leglock on Saraya, getting her to tap out.

Kaos' theme (Marina's theme) then hit, and Lillian announced, "And your winners, the new Divas Tag Team Champions: Red Rocky, and Angelina Rivers--Kaos!"

"Learn to stay down... and stay out of my business!" Red said coldly to me while I remained knocked out.

Later on, I gained consciousness, and tried talking to Red, with Saraya accompanying me.

We chased after Red because she was walking. "RED!" we shouted.

"What the hell do you want?" she said.

"Why can't we all just be friends?" I asked.

"Well, let's see... When I was the Undisputed Women's Champ, you assaulted me on various occasions; you defeated me last night, and now, you want to be friends?!" she said, outraged.

"Yes, I mean... We can be friends in real life, but foes on-screen!"

"Ugh, no! Forget it. Why would I be friends with YOU?"

"You do need friends, I mean, you can't just hang out with Marina, Angelina, and Corey all day long, can you?" Saraya said.

"What? Of course I can," Red said.

"OK, have fun with your title," I said. "But I'm not done with her... yet," I whispered to Raya.

Raya started skipping. "So, when's your wedding?"

"OK... don't tell anyone, but it's the next RAW," I said.

"Really?! You aren't even going to have a cake or anything?"

"I might... backstage,"

"But, backstage isn't such a good idea. What if there's an assault going on and something happens?"

I shrugged. "I guess I'll just invite anybody who wants cake to Randy's,"

"Are you going to move to his house?"

"I'll have to, eventually,"

"Yeah, for your little baby-making issue,"

I playfully hit Saraya on the arm. "Saraya-Jade Bevis!"

"Ow, what? It's true, innit?"

"You know about the whole Alanna thing?"

"Yes, you told me, remember?"

"Not really..."

"Oh, and what are you going to do about Chris?"

"We're going to keep being friends,"

"Sure... friends."

"Yeah, we're friends!"

"I don't know... You guys sure spend a load of time together for 'just friends'! Marina even told me you call him 'sugar daddy'."

"What?! I DO NOT! He's got a loving wife, anyway. Marina's lying about that."

"Have you figured out who you like more, though?"

"Did Marina ask you to ask me all this?"

"No, I'm just wondering, that's all,"

"Well, I might just like Chris a little bit more, but I'm engaged to Randy, and Chris is married, so there's nothing I can do there. Plus, I do say I love Randy, and I don't lie when I do,"

"But he sounds like an old man,"

I rolled my eyes at her, not impressed. "You've been hanging out with Marina too much,"

"No, I haven't! Ever since she and Jon started dating, he's had her all to himself!"

"Same happens to me! When I ask her to hang out, she says she's with Jon. When I ask Jon to hang out, he says he's with Marina,"

"What if they get married?"

"See, that's something I wouldn't be able to ask Colby about Jon and Marina. But, I wouldn't doubt it if they did, they seem to like each other a lot... Ever since I set them up. I just don't know if setting them up was a good thing or a bad thing,"

"Oh, the struggle,"

"You can say that again,"

"Oh, the struggle,"

"I didn't mean it literally! Well, tonight I think I might be staying in your bus... Is that fine?"

"Sure, I always fancy a little company,"

So, Raya took me to her place and we stayed up talking.

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A/N: For Gloria: Team Chris or Team Randy?

For Marina: Team Jon or Team Colby?

You tell me :). Comment and vote!