Balanced Entropy (DISCONTINUED)

XVI- Tuesday

Saraya gasped at the end of what I'd said. "Oh my god! As Marina would say, naughty Gloria!" she said.

"Yeah, and to quote myself earlier, 'At least we didn't have sex!' " I said.

"But does that make it any less bad? Of course not!"

"It would make it worse, actually,"

"And as much as I agree with you, this totally throws off the plan I had for the battle royal!"

"You know they only took the suggestions they liked,"

"No, I did NOT know that. And I can't believe his daughter actually likes you! She didn't like Jazzy-"

"That's because Jazzy and Randy were in a sexual relationship. Randy and I aren't. And also she likes me because I actually know about some of the stuff she likes, like SpongeBob, Disney princesses, and we also teamed up to prank her dad when it was time to wake up. She likes me so much that she wants me and her dad to get married already,"

"Wow," Saraya said, her eyes as wide as saucers. "You're kidding, right?"

"Nope, she literally asked me that,"

"So, the storylines are officially currently happening, huh?"

"Yup, and you best brace yourself for the following shows,"

"Don't even remind me,"

"Let's go check out what Marina's doing, OK?"

We came out of Marina's room and there they were, Marina and Colby were full-on making out. No, I'm kidding. They were not. They were just talking.

"What do you guys want?" Marina asked.

"We want to sit with you," Saraya told them.

We basked in this awkwardness for about two minutes.

"So... how's life?!" Colby suddenly said.

"How's life?!, you say? Well it is very, very, great, let me tell you!" I burst out.

"What?"

"She's seeing Randy," Marina explained.

"What's next? I mean his theme is Voices, then they'll be talking about Smells, Feels, and Tastes! Not to mention Sixth Senses!"

Marina laughed.

"So, are you two, like, going out now or what?" I asked.

"Bish, I wish," Marina said. "Did I just say that out loud?" she covered her mouth.

"Yeah, you did," Colby casually put his arm around her.

"I now pronounce you, boyfriend and girlfriend!" Saraya said. She had too much Red Bull. I'm kidding.

Her and I fist bumped.

"And are you two, like, BFFs or something?" Marina asked me.

"Woo woo woo, you know it!" I replied.

"Are you hanging out with Matthew (Zack Ryder's real name), too?"

"Well, you see, I'm kinda friends with everyone,"

"Friends, ahuh,"

"Yeah, at least I'm not like Jazzy,"

"True, at least you're not Miss Mc-fuck-everyone,"

"Yeah, I'm not."

"But you are Miss Mc-date-everyone!"

"Hey! I am not AJ!"

"I thought she married Phil,"

"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!"

"You dated him once,"

"SHUT UP!"

I just left the situation. Saraya and I went to the carnival afterwards to distract ourselves. And we had fun.

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A/N: Sorry for the short chapter! I have writer's block! Kinda! Any suggestions? Tell me :).