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A/N: First of all, did anyone hear that CM Punk left the WWE? So sad; yet I wish him the best. My sister, @Marina0001 (on Wattpad) thinks that he might've went back to ROH (Ring of Honor). Hmm. #PunkersRiot #PUNKMovement
Second of all, I realize it took a while to write this. Please try to understand that it's not at all easy to come up with these ideas. Hope you enjoy this chapter, and, as always, you can Kik me at @that_is_not_my_name; email me at glorialopezavina@yahoo.com; or tweet me at @WWEGloria (yes, I changed my username.).
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I was coming up, high above the gorilla; my music blaring. People were booing. It was obvious to me that I was more of a heel rather than a face. I have to admit, it was kind of funny.
"I think we've all heard about how Punk's dating the beautiful commentator Gloria, haven't we?" I said. "How cute, innit? That's nice. My name is Bad News Barrett, and I'm afraid I've got some BAD NYEWS."
Gloria laughed. Yes, I guess I could hear her from all the way up here. I have the ears of a bat, I think?
I pounded the gavel on the surface. "Can I have some DECORUM?!" And then I waited until everyone was quiet. "OK, I know something that many don't. Punk's been hiding the fact that he's actually been dating AJ Lee!" Gloria played the part of the angry girlfriend. She was going along with it. They ate it all up! "So, I guess that sets the mat for some speculation, and perhaps some prediction. Maybe, Punk and I may 'QUARREL' over the matter that everyone knows now. By 'quarrel,' I mean matches. I'm Bad News Barrett." My music started blaring again and the show went on. I could only imagine how Phillip felt right now. Like a failure. It happens.
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AJ had a match tonight. I could only WAIT to get my hands on her.
She had a match against my sister, Marina. Her music started playing. 'Obsession' by Sky Ferreira.
She was on the gorilla.
Near her, sparkles were flying everywhere.
She yelled, "When I say 'SPARKLE,' you say 'ON!' "
She had a gimmick similar to The Usos.
"SPARKLE!" she yelled.
"ON!" the WWE Universe yelled.
They repeated that about fifty something times. I don't know. I may have been exaggerating. As a commentator, I said along with the audience, "ON!," the same number of inordinate times.
And then AJ came out with her stupid music. Along with Tamina Snuka.
She came out and attacked me halfway through the match. I had gotten some help from Stu over the weekend. I was prepared. I took off my blazer, pulled up my sleeves from my dress shirt in similarity to how he did it, and JBL looked at me, saying, "THE BULL HAMMER!"
I got ready for my attack. Before she could really perform the action of attacking me, I launch my fist with a ton of force, and it hits her hard. It makes a sound.
"DID YOU HEAR THAT? WOW!" said Cole.
"AND GLORIA! KNOCKING AJ STRAIGHT OUT!"
I launch her back in the ring, her still knocked right out, and Marina pins her for the win. 1, 2, 3. Her music fills the stadium.
Tamina tries to come towards me, but she realizes what I just did with AJ and leaves with her.
"Would you look at what's trending on Twitter? #GloriaKOsAJ is trending right now." says Cole.
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