Balanced Entropy (DISCONTINUED)

XX- After RAW 3

So, after the show, Randy took me to his place, but first he carried Alanna to her room. She was OUT. Like, out out. She was asleep.

While we were in the car, I totally wanted to be Randy. Like, we kissed and whatnot, and I agreed on continuing the session in his room.

So, I kind of was on top, and whatever happened after that happened.

But, I do remember that we didn't have sex. Alanna's not gonna get her next sibling THAT fast.

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In the morning, I completely spilled all my feelings to Randy and how I didn't want to be with him anymore.

OK, I'm kidding. I didn't actually tell him that I didn't want to be with him, cos I do want to be with him.

Really, what I told Randy was that I don't know where I'd be without him, I probably wouldn't know what to do. I also told him that his daughter is very sweet (and pushy), although her attitude in wanting another sibling is desperate and demanding.

When I told him that, he just laughed, facepalmed, and admitted himself that it WAS true.

"So, wait, what's going to happen to Jon?" he asked.

"Eh, we'll let him know later, OK?" I said.

"OK. See, I've been thinking about what you said just right now, and what I'm getting is that you might want us to get married. Is that true?"

"Yeah!"

"Literally. You're like my own personal brand of like, weed right now, you're making me so happy."

I slapped him on the thigh. Weird thighs he has.

"Ow! What the heck was that for?"

"I'm straight edge!"

"Well, yeah, but, you know what I meant! Weed makes people who do it happy,"

"So you're calling me your whore?"

"Yeah..." I slapped him again. "I'm kidding, I'm kidding! I wasn't going to say that you were making me happy in the way, but instead, I had to use another illustration to show how happy you were making me, and that was that weed illustration,"

"You could've said music! Or being the World Heavyweight Champion! Or beating up someone you REALLY DON'T LIKE!"

"Well, I didn't think of that at the moment!"

"This is why you're my idiot, see?"

"And this is why you're my smart-ass, see? Cos you wanna be a scientist, too? And you know a lot of physics and math and a whole lot of other stuff I can't think of right now."

"Opposites attract,"

"Imagine the look on Alanna's face when we tell her,"

Randy and I just looked at each other stupidly, but saying simultaneously, as if we knew what the other was gonna say, "Pothead!"

"I thought you wouldn't say it," said Randy.

"OK, fat kid in a candy store?"

"Exactly. Except my princess isn't fat,"

"True,"

We went to Alanna's room, where she was still heavily sleeping. Randy and I looked at each other and were like, "Aww!"

And he said, "She looks peaceful right now. Let's interrupt the peacefulness,"

"OK, with what?"