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We were at his doorstep. Phil rang the doorbell. Bryan opened the door.
"Oh, hey, bro! You don't get out much, i.e., with the rest of the WWE Universe." said Bryan, him and Punk sharing a brief hug. "Except for your lady friend over here.. Hey, Gloria." he said, kissing my hand.
"Hi, Bryan." I gave a look of acknowledgment.
"Ooh, don't get any ideas, Bryan. She's mine." said Phil.
"I know." said Bryan. "Guess who else is yours?"
Punk laughed before answering. "I already know: Colt."
"Precisely. So, are you two gonna come in or what?"
"Yea, after you invite us in." I chimed in.
"Oh, yea. Come in.. ladies first, Punk." said Bryan.
"Definitely." said Punk. He paused, asking Bryan this: "Did you invite Colt?"
"Bro, who do you even THINK I am?" said Bryan. He gave Punk a bit to think about it. "YES! I DID invite Colt Cabana!"
"Thank you.. now he can meet Gloria, and he will know he's not the only one in my life.. or in my heart for that matter." said Punk.
"She's in your HEART already? Wow. And you guys haven't even been dating that long, only since last night, huh?"
"Yea, we made out this morning."
"Haha, Brooks, I could've gone my whole life without knowing that, and I'd be just fine."
"Well, now I guess you're NOT fine. Good for me."
"You're evil."
"No, no. Not evil. Just devilishly clever. And THE BEST."
A few minutes later, Colt got here. Some superstars and Divas began arriving, like Moni and Miz, Jasmine and Orton, and Marina and the "Dashing" Cody Rhodes. With his lovestache, of course. Punk says luck's for losers. Of course, Cody went against Marina with not shaving his 'stache.
"So this is who you've been cheating on me with?" said Colt to Punk, dramatically.
"No.. Yes.. I mean, no.." said Phil, playing along.
"Shh! I don't wanna hear it." said Colt.
This is entertainment right here, I thought.
"But.. Colt.. I love you."
"You do?"
"Yea, but I love her more." said Phil, wrapping his arms around me.
Colt literally gasped. "Love? I reckon that, from what Bryan's told me, you haven't even been dating a day!"
"Yea, so? We made out this morning."
"Phil, will you stop telling everyone that?" I said.
"No, people like Colt, Bryan, and the rest of the Superstars need to know to stay away from you. And the Divas, they'll just have to keep admiring but never having me." he said.
"Even Wade, even PJ (Justin Gabriel), with their extremely cute accents?"
"Yes, Wade and PJ need to keep away from you. In a sexual manner."
"What if the try to romance me?"
"The Best has already done it."
"But not with a cute accent."
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FanfictionGloria starts out as commentator, then is an occasional interviewer, and now is a pro wrestler. She wants to get her hands on the Women's Championship, but she has to work to get there... While she's getting there, she struggles with who to settle...
