Alex

Test Subject

Alex

“Oh my god my brain is gonna spill out my ears!” I said rubbing my temples with my fingers then putting my head down on the table in the control room. I was always an early riser and so was Lily, so she and I sat in the control room every morning. We have been traveling at a very slow speed for about two days and I was just twiching to drown Monday. Becky Was like a royal pain without the royal. I hated her more than I hated Barbie. So I decided to call her Monday, because nobody likes Mondays so I thought It was perfect.

“Here,” Lily said putting a cup of coffee in front of me.

“I hate coffee,” I said plugging my nose. The smell reminded me to much of my father.

“Oh you don't want it? I will take it,” Lily said beginning to sip at it.

“You made it for yourself didn't you,” I asked.

“What? Of course I did,” Lily said waving me off. I smiled and then it turned into a yawn and I returned to being miserable.

“Where's the land?” I asked solemnly.

“What's the matter, being away from zombies in a place we know they can't attack you to hard for Alexandra the great?” Lily teased.

“Well I need SOMETHING to get my frustration and anger out on,” I said exaggerating the ‘something’.

“Ug, Cant you just be normal for once?!” Spaghettios said as she entered the room. I opened my mouth to spit out an insult but Lily beat me too it.

“You know what ‘NORMAL’ is? It is a setting on a washing machine. No one wants to be that.” I began to laugh and Spaghettios gave me a death glare. I smiled back and began to eat crackers from a bag. I began fake crying and then groaned.

“On the map the channel seemed so tiny! Why is it taking so long!? Doesn’t God know that murder is a sin!? If I have to live with spaghettios, Monday, and freaking Produce then I am going to commit a sin… How will I get to heaven after that?” I exaggerated.

“I think heaven is off of your radar,” Lily said, “Since, oh I don’t know, first grade.”

“What did I do in the first grade?” I asked.

“Remember Derek?” She asked sarcastically.

“Who?” I asked.

“Boogers,” she said rolling her eyes.

“Oh yeah! I made that kid eat his own snot and then put it on youtube… Five million hits baby!” I said fist pumping.

“Like I said, heaven is way off your radar,” Lily said.

“Hey, a girls gotta dream!” I yelled.

“There is something severely wrong with you  two,”  Spaghettios said.

“Says you. Ms. I still have dry spaghettios in my hair,” I said.

“Yeah. Nice shampoo, what flavor is it, Spaghettio?” Lily asked. I began to laugh so hard I had gotten the sudden urge to pee. I got up and kicked the door open. It opened really fast and heard an ow from the other side. “Oh my gosh! I am so sorry,” I said closing the door behind me expecting to see Kyler standing in front me with a bloody nose. Instead it was Harry who was clutching his face with blood on his hands. “Oh. It’s just you, nevermind,” I said yawning and turning around walking down the stairs.

Lily

“Haha, number thirty two,” I laughed as Harry sat down across from me with his bloody nose.