Yo yo yo it's 3 am in the FUCKJNG morning I can't sleep so malec ass lookin ass FUCKJNG bitch ass hoess
"Magnus?"
"Yes Bae?"
"Yo LMAOOO lets rob a bank"
"Les do it"
Magnus and Alec got on their robber clothes and walked out the house. Magnus grabbed his glitter gun and ran into the building.
"NOW EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS UP THEIR PLAYING MY SONG THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY, NODDING MY HEAD LIKE YEAH MOVING MY HIPS LIKE YEAH"
The entire bank stood motionless.
Magnus sighed and shot a man in the face with a glitter bullet. His face was covered in a shit ton of glitter.
"Magnus I got two cents lets go!" yelled Alec as the two men ran outside and high fived.
Then they went home and had sex the end.
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MALEC!!!! CUTE ONE SHOTS AND FLUFF
FanfictionThis is just a random bunch of cute one shots of Malec.... Maybe smut? Depends on mah mood I guess! Disclaimer:I do not own the mortal instruments series or any of its characters
