Something That Happened At Mcdonalds Today

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Me: Anyone who gives you money is a friend, even if you hate them.

Friend: No, friendship is hatred!

Me: I hate you.

Friend: I hate you too!

*highfive*

Friend: Wait, no, friendship is ultra hatred. I ultra hate you!

Me: I fucking hate you, go to hell, you motherfucker.

Friend: Yeah!

*highfive*

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