adding in an authors note ^.^ If you're just beginning to read this, thanks! plus, please dont forget to vote :D It really helps my 'confidence in writing' hehehe, *end of authors note*
Day 1
Im in the jungle, this is bad. Jungles are full of horrible things, not including me. The camera man (paul) has pizza, i am extremely jelly, god i love jelly, can i have some...i am not allowed anything but raw meat, such as snakes. I spy an adder, pulling out my knife i slice it down the middle, maybe if i do a piss it will taste nicer. I collect my wee in the snakeskin and sling it over my shoulder. Devouring the rotting snake i have to move on.
Night is approaching fast, i hope i can find shelter. maybe this rotting carcass of a camel (i dont know how the fuck a camel got out here, im in a fucking jungle) The carcass is soft, and warm. The maggots feel comforting somehow. I watch paul get into the trailer, i am really jelly now, god i love jelly....I WANTZ JELLY
i settle down for the night, casually knawing on the flesh
i hope i survive
B to the E to the A to the R to the B-A-R-B-I-Q-U-E-Z (aka, grillz
works best if read in a bear grillz voice <3
- Raven
BINABASA MO ANG
Bear grillz journal of completely true adventures
HumorThis is a collection of journal entrys/ live footage of Bear Grillz, a daring adventurer who will dare lots of adventures! He is closely followed by one of his many cameramen on his search for rotting animal corpses to nom on. WARNING: This does con...
