People [Ellen in particular >:( ] Have been bugging me to write another chapter, so here it is!!! xD Hope you guys enjoy it (it's probs gonna be shit tho). By the way, this chapter has been written by @ParkingSensor because he asked if he could write it, and I couldn't be bothered so I let him :3
Day 1,
*boop* The Discovery Channel wishes to inform you that after an overwhelming surge of complaints we have decided to bring Bear Grillz back. *boop* end of message *beep* *beep* also Paul, paul from catering? yeah your wife is drunk again, wait? is this on air? oh shi- *boop*
I am trapped in wal-mart, there is a crazy-ass scottish guy with an eyepatch. If I do not find a rotting carcass soon, I may have to stoop so low as to eat the wild american cusine. Oh holy mother of goat-ferret hybrids a wil fat person appeared! "HEY, WELCOME TO WAL-MART! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME LIQUID LARD-SHAKES?" I choose to fight using my favourite move, pee on them. "HEY NOW YA'LL THAT AINT THE RIGHT THING TO DO IN THESE PARTS! PLUS I THINK YOU MAY HAVE A CONDITION 'DOWN THERE' MISTER" I follow up with my second favourite move, falcon kick to the groin. Fat person defeated, now it is time for me to cellect my rightfully pwnaged phat lootz.
Fat Americans gave me a plus nine thousand and one level boost for bladder control. Trawling through the camping section, I feel at home here, I am Bear James Janice Mcgee-Grillz and I am a trained wilderness survivor, camping equipment insults me, I pee'd allover it and due to my strange diet my urine is highly explosive. I lit a match to light the choclate cigars I keep stashed under my spare face and the subsequent explosion has killed me, oh no. I am Bear-frickin-Grillz my job is to survive, surviving nuclear explosions is part of the job. swag. MC FLUFFEH BEAR OUT!
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Bear grillz journal of completely true adventures
HumorThis is a collection of journal entrys/ live footage of Bear Grillz, a daring adventurer who will dare lots of adventures! He is closely followed by one of his many cameramen on his search for rotting animal corpses to nom on. WARNING: This does con...
