Day 5 yet technically 1
I am in a desert. it is quite warm and deserty. OMG I LOVE DESSERT! I wish Paul was here, hes off on maternaty leave (A strange jungle creature got him) now i have a new man, this is Pauil, Pauls mexican cousin.
The task is to survive, and try reach the main road, where hopefully some one will be waiting for me. we need to get moving, the sun will be going down soon and it seems to be moving faster. Probably because it still has a grudge against me. First things second, i need to get some food. The 54 day supply of pizza might be contamiated so i think we should throw it into this ravine.
*20 minutes later*
I have found a rotting cow (dont get me started on the fact theres a cow in the middle of the Sahara) it should provide a nourishing meal, and maybe even drink if there is anything left in the bladder, even cows blood would be better than the oasis water i can see, its much cleaner than the "fresh" and "clear" water in the oasis (which is probably contaminated with fairies). Sadly there are no snakes to be found, i guess im going to have to find something else to store the cow pee/blood in. Anything will do, probably that flask poking out of the ground, if only i could dig it out.
*2 Hours Later*
Finally, the flask (along with most of a mans arm, a nourishing snack) is free, now i can fill it up and get on my way. Its going to be a long jeourny and the sun is setting, i should set up shelter for the night so the desert monsters dont get me. Night y'all, im preying on a wildebeast, and also praying i survive another day in the amazing life of Bear Grillz
ILY <3
BeAr GrIllZ 4 LyFe
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heheheh 1st one of the desert adventures <3 hope you enjoyed, dont forget to rate comment and subscribe (you dont have to....just always wanted to say that <3)
-Raven
PLEASE READ: btw, the person to post the best Pun below, gets the next chapter dedicated to them, also i may mention them as a random background character and let Bear Grillz say their pun.
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Bear grillz journal of completely true adventures
HumorThis is a collection of journal entrys/ live footage of Bear Grillz, a daring adventurer who will dare lots of adventures! He is closely followed by one of his many cameramen on his search for rotting animal corpses to nom on. WARNING: This does con...
