Still planning an extra long chapter btw, maybe for the next adventure-ma-bob, i haven't decided, but im planning about 5 or 8 days for the 'waterfall' chapters (when he finally reaches the bloody waterfall >.< heehhehe enjoy! and dont forget to read, vote and comment on ur thoughts!!! It really helps, trying to get this on the front page (although its gonna take AGES) so can you reccomend this to ppl? i know thats kinda wanty and stuff, but it would make my century if i could hit even 50 followers (although stupid Truck has 100 -.- but well done :3 ) LISTEN TO ME COMPLAIN BITCHES!!! LISTEN!!!! teheheheheh well, pls reccomend and stuffs <3 BAIII and enjoy the story ^3^
Day 2,
Jesus, that mattress was BLOODY UNCOMFORTABLE! i mean sereously! it felt like i was sleeping on worms or something. luxury accomodation this ain't, but im alive and thats all that matters.
Im going to try escape this room now, i have a feeling they've called the local mental asylum (Authors note: now that sounds like a bloody good plot..... >:3 methinks i've found the perfect ending to the series [not ending completely, just series and then i can make series 2!!] end of Authors note) there are some bars on the window, i suppose with the right amount of leverage i can pull them off and SHIT IM STILL IN BOLD WRITING!!!! Ok......Phew....thats better.....ahhh sweet normal text, um so what was I saying? oh right. If i can fashion some sort of pulley system out of this sheet and a metal pole i should be able to pull the bars off and make my escape to freedom.
*a few minutes of hard labour and pissing later*
I've done it, the bars are off and i have a fresh flask of porridge and a full peeskin, ready to go. If i can get the right position i will be able to pull myself through the small window. I can hear the staff coming down the stairs, probably with a doctor for my 'condition' they think I have. Its going to take a decent amount of effort to get out of here in time. If i can just get my leg at the right angle....
*a right angle of leg and some effort later*
Finally, i've managed to get out, back into the jungle. The sun is halfway accross the sky now, I really need to find somewhere to shelter fast, either that or spending a harsh night out in the cold. If i could find a cave (preferablly free of Zubats and wild Geodudes) somewhere that would be amazing, unfortuanately i think im out of luck. looking around, all i can see is jungle, jungle, a snowman, jungle and just shitloads of jungle, i dont know if i have any chance of finding a small cave or alcove to spend the night in.
*about an hour of looking later*
Its taken me quite a while, but i think ive found the perfect place. Its got plenty of fresh food (snakes, etc) nearby and there is a small cave behind the waterfall that i can use as a considerably good shelter. If i gather some palm leaves then i can probably make a small bed or something that will provide me with a comfortable slumber for the night.
As the sun is going down, I really need to get into the cave, hopefully there are no Zubats, Geodudes or members of Team Rocket inside, not to mention random bug catchers wanting to challenge me with their level 2 Caterpie. If none of that happens it should be a good night, and i will be able to continue with the adventure quest tomorrow.
This is Bear Grillz, signin off for another night.
xoxo
sooooooooo what did you think? you like it? <3 please keep reading the (crappy) rest of this adventure, witch i will post soonish :D Thanks so much to all the people who have been reading this since day 1, it really means so much to me!!! Love you guys so much!!! <3 hehehe, have a good day! :D baiiii
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Bear grillz journal of completely true adventures
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