Day 4,
Today is unusually hot. I can feel the sun burning the back of my neck, its immense heat pounding down upon me. I can see the road, its so close, but....but, I WANNA GO SWIMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ARE THERE NO SWIMMING POOLS YOU STUPID PRODUCERS. Arg it makes me so angry sometimes, i wish they would take my list of demands into account when they create this show. All i can think about is icecream, but i know i wont get any until atleast next week (going on vacation from this stupid lifestyle). I am actually rather peckish, i think its time i found a bit of food, maybe a dead camel will provide me with enough nourishment to walk the 4 metres it will take to reach the car.
*2 hours later*
I have stumbled across what seems to be a dead girraffe, not really what i was looking for, but it will do. I can hear a strange growling sound coming from inside, maybe Pauil is hiding here.
*10 minutes later*
My theories were correct, Pauil was hiding inside the girrafe, I dont know why but he seems to have a strange giraffe fetish, possably to do with a bad upbringing. I have dragged Pauil out, and am now collecting some delicious camel flesh, this should sustain me.
*another freaking 3 hours later*
I have made my way to the van, thankfully the camel 'meat' gave me enough energy to reach it. Stepping inside I can feel a sense of warmth, a sense of family. Well this is Bear signing off! hope i can survive till the next season.
Love,
Bear Grillz, PhD in Giraffe hunting.
Masters in being amazing ;)
Phew, done. Sooooo what did you think? I really love writing these so deffo more to be uploaded soon <3
Next chapter is going to be in some sort of waterfall setting, I havent really decided yet :P
And these questions may be answered: Is Pauil actually a strange giraffe rapist? Will the writers ever listen to Bears demands? and will he get his Icecream??? All this and more in the next installment of "Bear Grillz journal of completely true adventures"
xoxo, Gossip Raven
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Bear grillz journal of completely true adventures
HumorThis is a collection of journal entrys/ live footage of Bear Grillz, a daring adventurer who will dare lots of adventures! He is closely followed by one of his many cameramen on his search for rotting animal corpses to nom on. WARNING: This does con...
