Day 3,
Im cold and tired and fed up.
get me out of here
HAHAHAH LOLJKX I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
Todays going to be especially harsh. the strange baldy creature from last day has been following me. he smells of mustard, mustard and death. There also seems to be a small green toaster, but i may be hallucinating again, the water wasnt very fresh....
I need to try find the freeway, its my only chance of survival. but im pretty sure im screwed. The time is about 10 am, its too early, i want to sleep. i can see a small llama hiding in the bushes (again, why the fuck is there a llama here, IM IN A MUDER FYUKING JUNGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) it will provide a good amount of sustainance. ive thrown a small treebat at it, completely killing it (and the bat). the skin of the llama will provide a good nouroushing meal, where the meat will provide shellter for the night.
as night is fastly approaching, i settle down in my llama tent, comfortable for the night. once agian, i bloody hope i survive.
xoxo
gossipbear
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