Day 4,
I awoke to the baldy man standing above me, i think he was attempting to rape me.....
the green toaster is licking my foot, and purring.....
I need to get them off me. standing up, i punch the man in the mouth, and rip the toaster off my foot.
I need to get moving, im running out of pee in my peeskin (Heheheh, ty for the idea @ALessonLearnedInTime :3) so i need to find a water source, or just try get more pee.
**2 hours later**
Still no sign of a water source, there is only a sip of liquid left in the peeskin, if that goes, im fucked. I can see a waterfall up ahead but it might be infected, the unicorn carcass's bladder will provide a much better source. I have taken the bladder out and im emptying it into my unicorn peeskin. Hopefully the liquid will last a couple of hours, maybe a few days.
I can smell the freeway, its long, rubbery smells filling my seven nostrils. I can see the van, finally! BACK TO CIVILISATION BABY!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO.
the van driver has informed me paul is missing......fuck
xoxoxooxox ONE DIRECTION IS AMAZING!!!!! LOLJKS THYE R THE BAD, BEAR IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!
*meanwhile*
Paul awoke to a small baldy man, wearing nothing but a spandex mankini. He looked up and said "hellloooooo baaabbyyy, WE GON GET IT OOOOOOON"
Thnx for reading guys!!! And also thnx to the ppl who fanned because of this 'story'
part the second will be uploaded soon! this time our daring adventurer/space captian is going to the desert,
stay tuned for more adventures and answers to these questions: Does paul get the baldy man pregnant, does the baldy man get Paul pregnant, and will Bear Grillez survive?!
<3 you guys!!!
Ravensnake
BINABASA MO ANG
Bear grillz journal of completely true adventures
HumorThis is a collection of journal entrys/ live footage of Bear Grillz, a daring adventurer who will dare lots of adventures! He is closely followed by one of his many cameramen on his search for rotting animal corpses to nom on. WARNING: This does con...
