Lea POV
"God I want to kill Hannah." Sarah said shaking her head as she threw away the empty beer bottles, Greg looked up at me and gave me a questioning look "Hannah is our cousin and to put it nicely she's-"
"A bitch, do you know what a bitch is ?" Sarah asked making me sigh, I could of covered his ears if she gave me a warning.
"There is a child in the room, Lea cover your ears." Riker said walking in, I looked at him and rolled my eyes "a bitch is somebody who thinks they're better than everyone else and that your opinion is wrong no matter what it is okay ?" Sarah asked making Greg nod "okay.."
"What did she do this time ?" I asked.
Hannah is my cousin and she is the spoilt bratty cousin, if any of us got anything she had to get it or she had to get it twice as big and twice as expensive, I'm sorry we weren't the richest of family but we need expensive things we had each other, we kept each other entertained for hours.
"Well 1. She insulted Sue. 2. She insulted Rydel by saying she dresses too slutty. 3. She is obviously trying to touch the boys up-"
"I'm not in here." Riker said hiding down behind Greg and I, Greg laughed and I covered his mouth as Hannah walked in "have any of you seen Riker ? I wanna show him something."
"Haven't seen him and I'm just curious, what do you wanna show him ?" I asked. Greg laughed and licked my hand running out. Weird child.
"Why do you wanna know ?" Hannah asked "I don't want to hurt your feelings."
"Oh come on Hannah, we're all family, I'm sure we could pull some strings." I smiled "around your neck." Riker whispered.
Hannah is slightly evil, that's a nice way of putting, if she doesn't get her way or you tell her no, that's it, The Evil Queen shows up.
"If you insist, Riker is secretly in love with me, sorry princess I know how you feel about him but you've got a boyfriend and as the saying goes sharing is caring." Hannah smiled.
Did I mention she is in love with Riker ? No ? Okay well she is and always has been, it used to get awkward at family things, Riker would randomly started moving closer and closer to me up until I just used to swap seats with him because he was sitting on me, he was like a teddy bear though so I didn't mind but she was really creepy. Correction really creepy and delusional.
"Yeah well we don't care so while you make up imaginary relationships we're going back to the real world." Sarah said pushing her out of the kitchen "at least I'm not a whore like some people."
Sarah slammed the kitchen door shut and Riker stood up "fucking hell, my life is over."
"You need a pad ? Is your vagina bleed-"
"What did you just say ?" I asked looking at Riker.
"Fucking hell, m-"
"Hell." I said smirking, Sarah looked at me and nodded understanding what I was getting at.
"I love your Evil side." Sarah smiled.
"I don't, what are you planning ? I'm not getting involved this time, last time you planned something evil and I got involved, I got locked in the basement for a day." Riker said shaking his head at the memory, prank gone wrong.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't find it hilarious.....he doesn't know I was the one who locked him in there.
"Don't worry, you won't physically be involved." I smiled kissing his cheek as I walked out of the kitchen, Sue looked at me and rolled her eyes pointing to Hannah, I laughed and nodded.
"Greg come here a second." I said, Greg sighed and walked over to me "Is the bitch gone ?"
"Sort of and don't say that word okay ? You can say it in your head just not out loud." I said making him nod as I told him the plan.
I'm not evil but after awhile stuff like this gets boring, it was stupid when we were teenagers and it's just stupider now that we're adults, calling me princess ? Bitch I'm a motherfucking Queen.
After about an hour or so, Hannah walked up to me with Greg crying. Greg is so much like Riker, his a good actor, he can cry when he wants and as a parent you learn the differences between real crying and fake crying, all of us can make ourselves cry on demand but Riker ? Oh no Riker has to be extra special, he cries so easily when he laughs and sometimes it's like it's not that funny but then you start laughing because his gone off on one.
"He can't find your Mom." Hannah said as Greg let go of her hand and hugged me, continuing to cry of course.
"It's okay monkey." I said rubbing his back "why are you looking for Grandma ?"
"Grandma ?" Hannah asked making me nod "his my son, there is so much going on with the baby on the way and his just broken his arm and his adjusting to everything, it's properly got on top of him."
Hannah laughed and looked me up and down "his about 8, you're only 25."
I slowly nodded "didn't anyone tell you ?"
"Everyone I just want to say a massive thank you to my sexy ass sister, Lea she's only 25, she's got a beautiful 8 year old son that she gave birth to without any of us being there and honestly non of us knew because she didn't tell us but not only that she has a figure of a goddess and I can't wait for my next niece of nephew to be born, so thank you Lea for blessing this family with soon to be two beautiful kids and even though it was a teenage pregnancy and you cheated on Liam I don't love you any less and thanks Riker for knocking her up twice." Sue said, Riker laughed and shook his head "glad to be of service."
Hannah looked at me her mouth opening and closing "you sinned, you'll go to hell."
"And I would do that sin for the rest of my life because that was the best night of my life, I was a 17 year old girl in a relationship who cheated on her boyfriend but carried on in a relationship with him for 7 years, everyone has skeletons in the closet and they have a special seat for me in hell its called the throne." I smiled, Hannah looked at me in disgust and started to walk away "Hannah wait."
"What ? You sinned why should I listen to you ?" Hannah asked.
"I was just going to say the next time you try telling me, Riker is secretly in love with you be careful who you're talking to."
"Oh yeah or what ?" Hannah asked smugly.
"Or his girlfriend will smash your face against a brick wall, his my man and believe me when I say this, you wouldn't be able to handle him." I said looking at Riker.
Hannah slapped me around the face and stormed out "let's get this party started !" I shouted making everyone laugh as the music came back on, I looked at Greg and smiled.
"My man ?" Riker asked putting his hands on my waist, I laughed and nodded kissing him "my man."
I'm going to update this two more times tonight so I'll update my other story Three times if you haven't checked it out and I know it's late but happy Valentine's Day 💙💚💜💛💖❤️
