Thanks for the love on the last chapter! Made my day! <3
*Dan and Kyle have been playing a drinking game with Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone, where every time one of these happens, they take a shot.
-Harry's scar hurts.
-Ron does something wrong or says "bloody".
-Draco mentions his father.
-Hagrid says "I shouldn't have said that."
-Any house gets/looses points.
-Someone shouts "HARRY!"
-Hermione corrects someone or raises her hand.
-Snape offends someone
-Voldemort's name is avoided.
So when they reach the ⅔ way through point, they're pretty fucking drunk.*
The boys have already run out of alcohol, so they are using water. The only thing that's weird about it, Is that Dan has being doing go shots of water the whole time. Dan didn't feel like getting drunk, but when he saw the drinking game on Twitter and thought Kyle would enjoy it. It wasn't until later when Dan thought to stay sober. (Mainly to prevent himself from embarrassing himself). Kyle is wallowing on Dan's shoulder, mumbling something about Ron's hair colour.
"Danny..." Kyle whispers in Dan's ear.
"Yeah babe?" Dan replies, trying to act drunk as well.
"Pyrohead just said 'bloody brilliant'." Dan can't help but laugh at Kyle's names he's made up for every character. Dan's personal favourite nicknames are Pyrohead (Ron), Gandalf (Dumbledore), Matty Healy, which was his name for Hermione (because of the hair). and Monday, who Dan assumed was Neville.
"We're out, Kylie." Dan replied.
"But it comes out of the sink." Kyle says, tugging on Dan's ear.
"That's water. You're so fucking drunk you thought it was tequila." Dan replies.
"Whaaa?" Kyle replies. "You're fucking with me, right?"
Dan shakes his head and laughs. "No!"
Kyle looks extremely concerned. He then flops down on the bed next to Dan. "I'm mad at you, but I'd still fuck you right now." Kyle says, after a few minutes of awkward silence filled by the movie.
"Okay, Kyle." Dan says, laughing. He turns off the movie. "Good night." Dan says, getting under the covers of their shared bed. Dan nearly peacefully falls asleep, but before he can, Kyle manages to curl up near him, giving him a comforting warmth. "Babe, I'm trying to sleep." Dan whispers in Kyle's ear.
"Baaaaabeee..." Kyle pleads.
"Whaaaaaaat?" Dan says, mimicking his tone.
"Loveyou." Kyle says quickly, messing up Dan's hair.
"Good night." Dan says, a bit more harshly. Dan eventually drifts off to sleep, completely forgetting his plans for Kyle. The silence annoys Kyle, but he wants to make sure Dan is asleep. Kyle's fingers trace out "I love you, you sexy beast." on Dan's back (which was poorly spelled) Dan doesn't react to Kyle's warm fingers. Definitely asleep. Kyle curls up closer to Dan, a bit of his fluffy hair brushing Kyle's cheek. Kyle's fingers still trace nonsense on Dan's back as he sleeps. His dark cotton tee shirt has wet spots on it from the unreasonable amount of spills over the night. Dan wakes up from Kyle's touch, but doesn't react. He doesn't want Kyle to stop. Dan feels Kyle's arms wrap around his torso, pulling him closer. The bottom of his shirt tickles his back, moving upward. A ring rubs against his spine before he feels Kyle's soft hands rubbing his back.
Dan wakes up to hear movement from the bathroom. Sunlight from outside streams into the room. The bathroom door opens.
"Kyle?" Dan asks.
"Hey, babe." Kyle replies, obviously sobered up.
"Hey." Dan replies, grinning, but then realizing he's already said 'hey'
"Oh, god. That's the 'you were really drunk last night' smile." Kyle says.
"You weren't." Dan replies. "You just called Hermione by Matty Healy's name."
Kyle laughs softly. "Okay, I don't want to know why." Dan rolls out of bed.
"Your boxers are sticking out." Kyle says.
"Shit. Every night, I swear..." Dan says, pulling up the jeans he had slept in.
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Sorry that was short and crappy, I don't have any idea where this is going.
