Dan POV:
"Could driving through the midwest ever be fun?" I complain, partially due to the lack of coffee.
"Let's find out. Do your best impression of Kyle." Charlie tells me as Kyle rolls his eyes from the couch.
"Fucking hell.."I mutter. What do I do that's funny but not offensive? I really like Kyle, but I don't know if he would like me to make fun of him. I decide to just go for it, knowing Kyle doesn't even have feelings for me anyway. I run my fingers through my hair to make mine look like Kyle's and clear my throats to speak.
"Oh my god! Did you see that cat?" I exclaim, trying to impersonate his voice by nearly tripping over my own tounge. "It was almost as adorable as that one I sent you guys a picture of last week!"
"I don't send you guys pictures of cats!" Kyle exclaims.
"Um, yes you do!" I reply, unlocking my phone and scrolling through the group chat. "Exhibit A." I hold up a photo of a black and white cat with light green eyes that was taken through a window.
"One time!" Kyle yells defensively.
"Exhibit B." Will says, holding up a photo of a kitten being held by a woman.
"So what if I sent you two cat photos?" Kyle scoffs.
"These were sent on the same day, Kyle." Will says, his voice making Kyle wince.
"And about three days before, you sent this." I reveal a photo of an English Fold stretching on a couch. "Exhibit C."
"I GET IT!" Kyle screeches, making Woody, who had his earbuds in, jump.
"I was right." Charlie says. "It is interesting. Kyle, would you mind doing an impression of Will?"
Kyle gives him a look that says "I already have"
Without a stutter or pause, Kyle recites the following, alone with appropriate actions.
"Hi I'm Will. Musician. Actor. Artist. Pilot. Philanthropist. Philosopher. Sudden creativity in artistic production, or as you may know it, inspiration. So when one is trying to gain inspiration, you're obviously going to hit a lot of roadblocks. I smash right through them. They mean nothing to me, and nothing means anything to me. I'm more on an inspiration than I take it. I knew it all already. Ciao, Bella."
Kyle dramatically exits stage left and turns the lights out behind him.
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It's not even Dyle... at least not most of it...
