In case you're wondering about my current situation, (which you probably don't because I'm just another mentally ill girl that nobody gives a damn about), I'm writing again. My Dan FINALLY let me try to not go without my antidepressants for a little bit and I'm beiginning to feel my emotions coming back! Yayyyyy!
(Inspiration from a textpost on tumblr... can't find url)
Dan POV:
"Hey sweet chili flake!" Kyle laughs, greeting me as I walk into the studio
"How was your morning, two-for-one deal?" I ask, proceeding the dumb pet names.
"Aww thanks for asking, new eraser! It was splendid." Kyle replies, grinning wider. "How was yours?
"Well, my oversized sweatshirt, I had a nice muffin on the way here, so that was spectacular." I reply, wondering how long this can possibly go on.
"Did you get those lyrics done, soft little cotton ball?" Kyle asks, spinning in a swivel chair.
"You predicted correct, warm sheet." I reply, cringing slightly.
"What the actual hell? Will asks. "I've been listening to this whole conversation for the other room and I'd like to say I'm deeply disturbed."
"I apologize. This lovely little shot glass of bleach has been acting rather strange lately." I reply sarcastically, now trying to agitate Kyle.
"It's not really my fault that my beautiful toe nail clipping has been being loud and distracting you from your work." Kyle replies, still sarcastic.
"Oh, I'm sorry crime scene evidence, are you accusing me of being bothersome?" I snap back, awaiting eagerly for Kyle's response.
"Incorrect, sweet used toothbrush. I am just saying that it was not only me who caused the disturbance." He claps back.
"Alright American red Doritos," I start, knowing how much Kyle gets annoyed with this. "You need to chill your tits."
"Okay raw sewage!" Kyle screeches back, laughing.
"Twitter feminist!"
"Non-QWERTY keyboard!"
"Dead meme!"
"Broken phone charger!"
"Fidget spinner!"
"Skip in a CD!"
"Lego to be stepped on!"
"OKAY TOO FAR!" Kyle screams, making Charlie loose it from the other room.
"I love you, ya pig's ass." I assure him.
"Wait."
