Kyle POV:
"Can you do me a favour?" I call,hoping Dan hears me.
"Anything, babe." He replies.
"Have you heard of Octsober?" I ask, hoping he'll be up for the challenge.
"NO NO NO NO!" He shouts. "I HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE AND I AM NOT DOING IT AGAIN."
"Are you that out of personal self control that you think you really can't go the rest of the month without drinking?" I tease.
"How strict?" Dan asks, walking into the bedroom.
"No booze." I explain.
"That's all?" He asks. "What's the catch?"
"Do you want a catch?" I ask. I want to eliminate coffee but I think Dan would end up murdering somebody without coffee.
"I don't think that's-"
"No smoking either." I announce, remembering that Dan stress smokes.
"Fair enough." Dan sighs. "And how do you expect to know that I've stayed sober?"
"Dan you fucking idiot. We live together. We sleep in the same fucking bed. We share clothes." I say, shaking him by the shoulders
"We're basically teenage girls." Dan mutters.
"Good idea! Let's watch Mean Girls!" I say, knowing how much Dan pretends to not enjoy it.
"I swear Kyle..." he groans.
"I'll set it up." I offer. "Could you get me a beer?"
"YOU FUCKING CUNT!" Dan screams, pouncing on top of me. "IF YOU'RE PUSHING ME DOWN, YOU'RE COMING DOWN WITH ME."
"I was only kidding about the beer." I assure him. "By the way, I'll give you a cheat day since I've been mean."
"Thank you." Dan says, rolling off of me.
"Has Octsober officially begun? For both of us?" I ask, putting my hand out.
"It has indeed." Dan says, shaking it.
