AHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN! :-)
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Kyle POV:
When planning activities to do during spare time on tour, we usually have to plan at the very last minute. We were literally driving around whatever city we are currently in and happened to see a laser tag gym. Woody and Dan immediately stated that laser tag would be a super fun way to spend our afternoon. Just as we pull in, (which is awkward considering that we're in a giant tour bus), we sprint around frantically looking for a specific credit card desginated for misc tour crap. Woody finds it quickly because Hufflepuffs are good at finding things, and we all race out through the parking lot into the building.
"I'm overly exited for this!" Dan shouts to me, running unathletically beside me.
"Same!" I reply, speeding up to race him to the door.
Our foot race seems like something that would be intense at some point, but if you've ever run in skinny jeans in the summer heat, you'll think twice about running though a parking lot. The sweat from our overheated bus makes our pants cling to our legs; but we continue to run a lot slower than the average human being. Once our sprinting abilities are proven poor, we make our way inside. We all get wristbands, as well as a locker for our belongings. We approach the actual arena part of the establishment and take turns attempting smack talk, which ends badly.
"Pair up into teams of two." The bored employed teenager says, waving her pen in the air.
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The four teams are:
(Yellow) Woody and Charlie (Team Rocket)
(Green) Dan and Steve (*loud indecisive noise that is kinda like: "MMMMMRRRRAHHHHHH"*)
(Blue) Tom and Will (WHAT TEAM?)
(Red) Dick and I (WILDCATS!)
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We all start in four separate corners of the arena. Dick says he'll take left and I'll take right, which happens to be headed to the Green "MMMMMMRRRRRAHHHH" Team. I see Dan standing alone looking away from me, likely watching someone else. I hide behind a barricade with a hole and hope I can shoot him a bunch before he notices. Dan freezes, and without turning to see me, Dan says:
"Kyle, we can call a truce and work together."
"What's in it for me?" I reply; hoping I can get more than I deserve
"Points. You and I can get first and second place, Kyle, we can be kings." Dan replies, avoiding to mention that if he wanted to team with me, we could've grabbed the same colour of electronic vest.
"I see." I say, knowing he'll betray me. I can't trust his overly competitive ass.
"We need a way to identify eachother so I don't mistake you for Dick somehow." Dan says, glancing around the dark arena for possible attackers. Nobody in sight.
"I'm much taller than Dick. You on the other hand, are about the same height as Steve" I reply, tapping my fingers on my laser gun.
"I could..." Dan says, looking around his body. "Hold my gun, Ky." He hand me his gun. I take the opportunity to activate his 10 second sheild to take that away from him to use in the future. As I hold Dan's novelty weapon, He ties his hoodie around the glowing part of the vest, separating it into two parts. "You'll know it's me."
"Clever." I say, admiring his quick thinking. "I vote we ambush the Yellow Team." I say, noticing they're wandering together to a sniping tower.
"I second that!" Dan declares, noticing Woody and Charlie together, quite vulnerable.
Dan and I go from different angles so our victims don't know we're together. I approach from above, and Dan takes the floor. As we lose in on them, I activate my 10 second sheild to protect myself from possible shots. I wave a hand over the glowing part of my red vest to signal Dan to attack with me, and we ambush.
"SHIT!" Charlie screams; which is louder than Woody's "FUCK!"
Dan and I drown ourselves in point from all the hits. I take my share of shots at Dan as well which could pass for "accidents".
Dan and I run away after a few seconds of ambush and meet where Dan and I had originally created our alliance.
"Good job, Simmons." Dan says, patting me on the back.
"I noticed you used your point multiplier. Smart move." I reply, giving him credit.
"Thanks. I also noticed that I appear to have accidentally used my sheild power up." Dan scowls.
"That's a shame." I say casually, hoping not to raise suspicions.
Out of nowhere, Dan pins me against the wall. "I know you did it as sabotage, you little cunt." Dan whispers in my ear, just before kissing me. He then shoots me with the rapid fire power up and runs into the dark arena.
"Dan Smith, you're crazy." I say outloud.
