Well Hello there my Mamcorns!
It's been sooo long O.O So sorry about that! I really need to come up with some kinda schedule don't i? xD
ANYWHO.. This discusion is about Mash.
Yes, you heard me correctly, so you can wipe that confused look off of your face, Mash.
"What kind of Mash?" Did i just hear you say?
"How did you know that?!" You say next, panicked.
BECAUSE I AM STOOD BEHIND YOU.
.....................................You all checked didn't u! YOU CAN'T LIE TO THE LEADER OF THE MAMCORN ARMY! >:D
....Well that went a little off topic..
So, to answer your first question, i mean any kind.
There is mash the food, You can mash something or there is the game, MASH.
AND BTW WHY DO WE CALL IT MASH POTATOES? WHY NOT SQUISH POTATOES OR. I DON'T KNOW, CRUSHED POTATOES?
Speaking of which, how do you like your Mash? Crunchy, lumpy, smooth?
Personally, I prefer my Mash with no lumps. Who wants to enjoy creamy goodness if you have to chew huge blobs of the stuff?
I remember this one time, *Sits children down in front of the fire, sinks into old, stuffy armchair, places glasses on nose and opens the book.*
It was a fine day and my friend was sleeping over. My poor older brother was stuck with the grueling job of feeding us, and so he made mash and yorcher puddings. I remember eating the mash and complaining that it was lumpy. He shortly walked back into the kitchen with a- what the hell do you call these things, mashers? Any way i mean the thing you 'mash' your potatoes with just before you serve them- and taking my plate. He then proceeded to turn it into this slop of runny mash potato. And that, my dear children, ends our little story time.
I think his exact words before he did it were, "It's supposed to be Mash, not toothpaste."
Hmm, Sigh. Good times.
What's next? Oh yeah, MASH the game.
I think the last time i played it i ended up marrying a guy called Aiden, having 1,000,000 kids, living in a shack and driving a horse and cart :)
"I haven't ever played MASH," You say.
GO PLAY IT. RIGHT NOW. JUST GRAB SOME PAPER AND PLAY IT BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF.
"Oh, but i'm a girl. Good luck trying to find any." Is your smug reply.
I WILL DO SOMETHING JUST AS PAINFUL! LIKE... SHOVE A SHOTGUN 'UP THERE' AND FIRE OFF A FEW. HAVING A FEW BULLETS IN YOUR WOMB IS SERIOUSLY GONNA HURT, DUDE.
"And what if i'm not a girl or a boy?"
WELL FIRST OFF, I DON'T EVEN THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE. MAYBE YOU'RE A MIXTURE OF BOTH! AND IF IT'S TRUE THEN I WILL DO BOTH OF THE THINGS PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED TO YOU!
...Aha, well, that escalated quickly.
Sorry about that Mamcorns... It's like 5 AM and i'm soooo tired :( *Whimpers*
Maybe we should get back to the actual subject xD
You know, have you ever wondered what the hell some one was doing when they discovered potatoes? It's like Mole-People had dug their way up to the surface if Earth and discovered Potatoes buried deep in the Earth on their way up. When they reached the surface they introduced them to Cavemen, and so the potato revolution is born.
I AM SO FREAKIN' SMART!
"Pfft, as if that's how it happened."
You're absolutely right, i mean, there is no way Cavemen were civil back them. They probably killed the Mole-men and took the potatoes, AND THAT IS WHY WE NEVER KNEW ABOUT THE MOLE-PEOPLE.
OMG THE WHOLE POTATO EXSISTENCE IS A LIE!
ALERT THE AUTHORITIES! CALL THE POILCE AND-
Sorry, off track again aren't I? :(
So... what do you mix your Mash with?
.......................................................................................No one, no one is gonna answer?
Jerks. >:(
Well, i like mine smothered in gravy. It just explodes on your tongue and it's so damn creamy as it slides down your throat, leaving you in pure ecstasy.
I MEANT THE MASH YOU FILTHY PEOPLE.
*Shakes head dissaprovingly* Tut, tut.
I literally have nothing to say. My mind is half asleep and the only thing that coming out of it sounds dirty.
YA SEE WHAT I MEAN?
AND BTW I HOPE YOU ALL THINK ABOUT MY DESCRIPTION OF MASH AND GRAVY WHENEVER YOU EAT MASH! MAY IT HAUNT YOU FOREVER!
AND DID I MENTION THAT THE PIC ON THE SIDE NEARLY HAD ME SQUEALING OVER SUCH CUTENESS OVERLOAD XD
Ye, I'm just gonna go now...
Comment 'MASH IS THE SMASH' If you want me to update sometime in the next 3-4 days.
Until next time my precious little Mamcorns.
AND YA KNOW WHAT? IT'S NOT JUST THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YOU SHOULD PREPARE FOR! WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES BRING THEIR CENTURIES OLD FIGHT INTO THE OPEN, HUH? YE, DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT, DID U!
Stupid people *Walks away mumbling to self.*
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