10. Cinemas :)
HELLO ALL MY LOVELY, BEAUTIFUL, TALENTED MAMCORNS!
I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLLLY SORRY THAT IT'S BEEN SO LONG :(
Those of you who read TDPC will know that i've been having some trouble writing but, to be honest, i could have written some rants before, considering the last time i updated was 2 months ago...
Annnnyway...PLEASE DON'T HATE ME :O
So, *makes sweeping arm gesture*, today's rant is about...DUM DUM DUMMMMMM DA CINEMA!
My best friend Ninja Kevin told me i should do this rant about hot anime characters but, unfortunately, i haven't yet watched enough to make that list very long.
(BESIDES NO ONE CAN EVER BEAT TAKUMI USUI. C'MON, KAICHOU WA MAID-SAMA IS THE BEST ANIME EVA)
I COULDN'T RESIST...THERE HE IS ON THE SIDE IN ALL HIS PERFECT-NESS... OH WHAT I WOULD EFFING GIVE TO BE THE TOOTHBRUSH *seductively licks lips*
TELL ME HE ISN'T EFFING ADORABLE O_O
So, while i, and she, would enjoy me ranting about how hot he is the whole time i doubt you lot would appreciate it much ('specially the boys)
NOT LIKE I CARE ANY BUT PFFFFT...
So, the cinema...
Let's start out with the obvious...buying tickets.
Now, i don't know if you lot have this problem, but when i try to get tickets for a money it tends to go something like this...
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Them: Hello!
Me: ...hi.
Them: What would you like?
Me: Umm...tickets to bhjdsaj...please?
Them: Tickets to what, sorry?
Me: Uh hmm...hdhsdagad.
Them: Pardon?
Me: TICKETS TO DIVERGENT PLEASE.
Them: Aha. Would you like any popcorn?
Me: NO THANK YOU. JUST GIVE ME THE TICKETS.
Them: We have a special deal, buy i drink and get a free bag of sweets-
Me: PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE TICKET SO THAT I CAN WATCH MY FILM.
*runs away*
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I know, I KNOW ( ._.)
It's actually pretty similar to the McDonalds problem. It's gotten to the point now that i will literally bribe someone to go get me some ketchup.
ALL I WANT IS THAT STUPID, WAY-TOO-SMALL PACKET OF KETCHUP!
*Sigh*
Next, the toilets.
Oh the toilets.
I hate public toilets. CAPITAL 'H'. Can't stand them.
Maybe i just watched The Hole or Zombieland too many times, or maybe it was just the combination of too many horror movies when something happens in the bathroom. Either way.. *shudder*
I have a Rule of 3 for them..
Lights,
Camera,
And
Action.
Let me explain XD
Lights = If the restroom has flickering lights or the light is a different colour, i.e. Blue. Then nothing, i repeat NOTHING, NOT EVEN JACK FROST IN THE CORNER TOPLESS WITH OPENED ARMS WILL GET ME INTO IT...(I'M SORRY JACK :'( )
Camera = Do i really have to explain this one? The thought of cameras in restrooms just creep me out so much O_O
Action = I will always, and i mean ALWAYS, check all the stalls when i enter a restroom. Whether the doors are open or closed, if any sounds are coming from one or even if someone is stood by the sink.
I HAVE TO CHECK SO THAT MY MIND KNOWS THAT NO ZOMBIES, ALIENS, OR ANY OTHER HOLLYWOOD MONSTER CAN CREEP UP ON ME WHILE I HAVE MY PANTS DOWN.
YES I JUST SAID 'PANTS DOWN'
DEAL WITH IT PEOPLE.
....Moving on...
In every..1 in 3 movies i go to see, i will spill most, if not all, of my popcorn onto the floor.
So far, it hasn't gotten to the point where i will eat it off the floor, but if i'm hungry...O_O
Mmm what else to talk about...
OOOOH THOSE PEOPLE WHO SHOUT IN THE CINEMA AND BASICALLY ANNOY THE LIVING HELL OUT OF PEOPLE.
So, a while ago, i went to see Breaking Dawn Part 1. Everyone knew they were going to have sex. Hell, everyone and their Mum knew it...HEHEHE YA MOMMA..
Anyway, these girls felt the need to yell "SEX, SEX!"
SHUT UP PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING,
"HEY, YOU WERE PROBABLY ONE OF THE ONES YELLING IT!"
Well NO, I WAS NOT.
...I save that for school..;)
Back to the subject....
Oh when the movie first starts, am i the only one who thinks their ears explode? It's like the music suddenly goes off and then "BOOM! INSTA-SOUND?"
Oh i am...:'( FOREVER ALONE.
And i'm pretty sure that's it. Good bye people..THANKS FOR READING..
UNICORN STEVE OUT.
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