Random Rants With A Unicorn Called Steve

2. Bullying.

WHAT’S UP MY MAMCORNS!

Today we are going to talk about the subject of Bullying.

Now there are 3 things that I hate above all in this world. 3 things that if they were alive I would have gutted them, patched them up, set them on fire, then put them out, slap them across the face and to end it, feed them to a pack of wild unicorns and laugh like a maniac as they were stabbed by their super-sharp horns and slowly eaten alive >:)

... NO, DON’T RUN! I SWEAR THE MEDICATION IS WORKING...

Anywho! Back to the 3 things (With 1 being the thing I hate the most and would drop in a bucket of boiling acid)...

3. The word ‘Normal.’ (SEE CHAPTER 3 OF THIS BOOK :)

2. Bullying

1.   CHEATERS >:(

Today though we’re focusing on number 2, Bullying.

You know, I can never understand what kind of sick satisfaction some gets from bullying someone.

Bullies are really just scared little boys. AND YES IF YOU ARE A GIRL AND A BULLY I JUST CALLED YOU A BOY.

 They are terrified of something or another and instead of dealing with it like the rest of us have to they choose to take it out on another. Well you know what I say to that?

I HOPE SLENDERMAN GETS YOU.

Slenderman is no joke.

Hey, calling all bullies, ya wanna know  a secret?

HE WATCHES YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP.

And also

SLENDERMAN IS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY.

(Sorry ya’ll but I had to throw in a 11 Drunk Guys Play Sanatorium in here, I mean COME ON, IT’S 11 DRUNK GUYS RUNNING FROM SLENDER MAN AND SCREAMING LIKE GIRLS XD) And if you haven’t seen that video then go watch it, RIGHT NOW.

Back to the rant...

Years ago, and I mean it literally was like in nursery or something, I was bullied myself. I didn’t quite realise what is what back then and it wasn’t nearly as bad as some cases I have heard, but I know how it feels.

It didn’t last long, thankfully, and that jerk went to a different school, but I knew then already that I didn’t like bullying.

I also made sure I didn’t do it and I tried my best to figure out if anyone was being bullied so I could try to help them.

Hell, I hated it so much that I was even joined my schools Bully Busters.

If I had my way then every bully on this earth, meaning abusers, physical and emotional bullies, would be strung up by their eyes on top of the empire state building and would have their flesh peeled from their bones.

Clearly, I don’t have any unused anger, do I?

And if anyone is gonna argue that most bullies are actually victims themselves and that it isn’t really their fault, then you need to shut up and sit yo ass down now.

OR I WILL SET MY ALL OTHER MAMCORNS ON YA! THEY BITE!

Even if they are getting bullied themselves, it doesn’t give them the right to go take their problems out on anyone else.

Have you ever seen that photo that’s floating around Facebook somewhere? (I will put it as the External Link. Btw it’s a little bit graphic so if you get upset kind of easily/can cry about anything don’t click it. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.)

Well, that photo really struck a note in me. It made me realise just how bad the human race could be and made me want to help anyone who was getting bullied even more, if that was even possible.

One of my best friends, well she used to get bullied before she came to my school and met all my other besties and me.

I like to think that we stick up for her, and I think that we do for the most part, but we can’t be with her 24/7 and I worry that someone else might start on her.

BTW if you know who I’m talking about and are planning to I am warning you know not to do it, I love my friend and I will fight like hell for her. So mess with her and you better be ready to have a black eye, and that is at the least.

On the subject of actual bullying, if it’s pretty bad, people mainly tend to feel like they have 2 options.

1)   Grit your teeth and bare it. Maybe get some help. Think that you are STRONGER then this and you will make it out alive.

2)   Cutting.

It’s more than likely that I will be writing a chapter on Cutting, just to warn some of ya. So if you are doing it, are considering it, or can’t help yourself then when I upload it please feel free to check it out.

 Moving on, I really am tempted to throw some more lyrics in your face, this time Skillet, but since it was Sum41 last time I will resist....NAHHH! These lyrics really do kinda fit in her so here ya go:

“And you can’t stop me from falling apart... ‘cause my self-destruction is all your fault.”

And so to end this more serious rant I want you all to say this for me, I MEAN IT YO BETTER REPEAT IT >:),

 

Bullies are like little 5 year old boys with tiny penis’ that should be shot before they have the chance to breed.

I figure Fry on the side there can enforce this for me >:)

Also on the side is the amazing song by Peirce The Veil, "Bulls In The Bronx." Which is actually a song that Vic Fuentes wrote about a girl that was bullied so much she committed suicide. RIP Olivia Penpraze.

Until next time... Oh and remember........

SLENDERMAN IS WATCHING YOU.