SUP MY MAMCORNS?
SO SORRY ITS TOOK ME SO LONG TO UPDATE!!
Ahhh i could make a long list of excuses but i'll just move right along.
Now todays discussion is, YOU GUESSED IT... ZOMBIESSSSSS!
Or as i like to call them when i get really, REALLY excited ZAMBIESSSSS!
I think Zombies are just poor, mis-understood creatures...
I mean look at the dude on the side, DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO HUG HIM?!!
I mean look at that nice piece of body, DOESN'T IT JUST MAKE YOU HUNGRY?
No?... oh guess its just me then xD
Zombies may eat a variety of things..um that are alive anyway :)
From humans to cows to dogs to chickens!
SEE THAT'S A VARIETY!
Basically, if it has a heart that can beat, its a pretty safe bet that a Zombie will eat it.
What do you think of when you thing "ZOMBIE?"
I THINK OF THAT HOT GUY FROM 'WARM BODIES' *drools*
AHEM I MEAN 'BRAINSSSS' RIGHT?
WELL YOU'RE WRONG!
Zombies are just so nice and snuggly, so have a bad case of the munchies DON'T WE ALL SOMETIMES?
YES I AM LOOKING AT YOU THROUGH THE COMPUTER SCREEN.
THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER ADMIT IT.
#shame
Zombies are like that dog you buy, ya know the one you just saved from the pound, and its so nice and fluffy... until you take it home. Then it turns rabid and tries to eat your hand when you go to stroke?
Ermm no? Well ... anyway....
SONG TIME TO COVER THE AWKWARDNESS!
HEY I JUST MET YOU!
AND THIS IS CRAZY!
BUT I JUST TRIED SOME BATH SALTS,
AND YOUR FACE LOOKS TASTY!
....... THAT IS FREAKING AWESOME O_O
Zombies are the addicts of the Supernatural world... addicts, get it?... 'cause they get the munchies?...no? MY HUMOR IS WASTED HERE.
I BET YOU ALL LIKE YO MOMMA JOKES DON'T YA?
.... there are pretty cool though...
YO MOMMA SO DIRTY THAT SHE MAKES 3 YEAR OLD ZOMBIES LOOK CLEAN!
OHHH BURN...
I'm sorry... i don't know where that came from...
BACK TO THE ACTUAL TOPIC...
Do you ever think... What if the people are still alive inside their heads, watching as their bodies kill and eat people O_O
... HAVE I SCARED YA YET >:D
Zombies ARE JUST SO FREAKING AWESOMEEEEEEE!
ZAAAAMMMMMMBBBBIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!
And lastly, to end this rather random and kinda useless rant... I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR YA!
lets see if ya'll can answer these questions for me! Anyone who answers any of them (or in the case of more than one answers them, the one who answers the most) I will dedicate this chapter to ;)
1) If you were blind when you were human, then can you see when you become a zombie? (Ya know, could the 'virus' is supposed to animate the dead?)
Same kinda question...
2) If you were in a wheel chair when you were human, can you use your legs when you're a Zombie?
And lastly...
3) Is it possible to have a baby with a Zombie? If not, explain why ;)
Until next time my Mamcorns..
STAY AWESOME.
And oh if a Zombie apocalypse happens before i post the next chapter then know that IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT IF YOU DIE 'COZ YOU SHOULDA HAD A ZOMBIE PLAN >:)
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