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So if you didn't know, the President revealed recently that on Friday night, there was a devastating terror attack in Sweden.

Who knew? I certainly didn't, and neither did all the major media and news outlets of the world. Good thing we have President Trump to set things straight.

I honestly don't know what we would do without our great orange leader to tell us about these things, since clearly news reports aren't mentioning them at all for some reason. Even people in Sweden didn't know about this attack!

Many people say that the perpetrators were an infamous terror organization by the name of ABBA. They've been known to be violent and unpredictable.

So just like Trump on Saturday's rally, I too give my condolences to Sweden.

Poor Sweden.

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