Climate Change, yo

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I fucking love my bio teacher, seriously

Student: so, what year did America's coal usage go back up?

Bio teacher: *deep thinking face*

Bio teacher: January.

And he does this basically every day, making really sarcastic and sassy remarks about Trump, but never directly mentioning his name because teachers aren't allowed to discuss their personal political views in class. It's like he decided, "fuck it, if I can't mention him directly, I'll just use my magical sass skills to roast the American government indirectly." I love biology.

Fucking, teach me your ways so I can be savage like you pls

Teach me to be sarcastic and witty like you ;-;

Also, just now: "unfortunately, the arctic ice sheets are much like my hair; they keep getting thinner"
;-;

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