**IMPORTANT THINGS**

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WTF THE PLANET IS DYING AND OUR FUCKING PRESIDENT DENIES OBVIOUS AND STRAIGHTFORWARD FACTS SO THAT HE'LL HAVE A MORE "TREMENDOUS" AND "HUGE" FANBASE OF NEO-NAZIS AND SCIENCE-HATERS

HELP US ALL

I ACTUALLY CRIED WHEN I HEARD THAT HE WITHDREW FROM THE PARIS CLIMATE AGREEMENT

I literally wrote four papers this year (two for history and two for biology) about human-caused climate change and how we will all literally die if nothing changes. We've been learning about the fucking water cycle and the greenhouse effect since kindergarten. It's not even that hard to understand.

You can literally recreate the greenhouse effect using two plastic containers, dry ice, and thermometers. If you "don't believe in science" (ok seriously what would that even mean), you can just stick your hand into the box with carbon dioxide and the one without and feel which one is hotter.

I'm going to cry again.

Ok the other thing I cried myself to sleep about was that fucking Europe trip. NOBODY LIKES YOU, MANGO MUSSOLINI. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. AND WHY DID YOU SAY IT WAS A "SUCCESS." YOU WERE THERE. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE THAT THEY ALL HATED YOU.

If he was trying to lie, that's also stupid. There are these things called photographs and videos where we can see people's facial expressions. We can hear what Merkel and Macron are saying. DUDE. YOU WERE NOT "WINNING." YOU WERE PISSING OFF IMPORTANT WORLD LEADERS AND ALLIES.

Aaaand finally there's a positive thing. Happy pride month yo! 🌈🌈 (There's so much horrible stuff going on that I honestly would've forgotten if it weren't for all the major shopping outlets trying to take advantage and sell rainbow overalls and shit. So, unsarcastically, thank you capitalism!)

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