Happy Birthday btw to the lead singer of the band I just made the last two chapters of this about.
The album announcement and new single is the best birthday present, and it's not even my birthday. So yay 😊🎉🎉
Also I just kinda felt the need to do this:
Fall Out Boy's Evolution as Demonstrated by Some of Their Popular Singles
Saturday
"Our lead singer is barely a legal adult. We're all fetuses and also we're kinda punk?"
Sugar, We're Goin' Down
"We have long-ass song titles, long-ass fringe, and Pete Wentz, yet somehow still fail to actually be emo. Probably because of aesthetic cute boy with antlers. Also we're big now apparently."
This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race
"Let's make fun of mainstream celebrities and the music business!!" **overlooks fact that they're basically mainstream celebrities and instead creates annoying singles that become big and destroy the radio** (DONT KILL ME I GENERALLY LIKE INFINITY ON HIGH OK)
America's Suitehearts
"Actually you know what? Fuck the public. We're gonna do what we want. We're gonna be creative. Anyways, what could possibly happen, they dislike the new sound so much that we break up? Pshh" -_-
My Songs Know What You Did on the Dark
"HAHA WE'RE BACK, BITCHES. Also we're soooo much cooler now lol. Look, we have Wiz Khalifa in our music video! That means that we are very badass, and is why this song was our single and NOT the song with Elton John! Aren't we so hip and down with the kids?"
Love, Sex, Death (not a single but whatever idc)
"All that stuff that we sucked of our last album? We concentrated it all together and then put it here."
Centuries
"SAMPLES SAMPLES SAMPLES SAMPLING SHIT WHOOOO (and Patrick hitting high notes)"
Young and a Menace
"Electronic thingies, but not the horrible kind. Britney Spears reference. And fuck the haters, we'll do what we want."
YOU ARE READING
Band Trash yay
RandomI like bands and music, yet am not knowledgeable enough in it to be a "music nerd." Instead I will fangirl, woot woot P.S. I will probably use this to rant about things, so read at your own risk I guess