I like bands and music, yet am not knowledgeable enough in it to be a "music nerd." Instead I will fangirl, woot woot
P.S. I will probably use this to rant about things, so read at your own risk I guess
Ya know I thought I'd just say that I was listening to DESTROYA (it was on shuffle, don't judge) while sitting in the entryway of my church after a dinner thing, and my pastor walked by, and he kinda smiled waved and I smiled and waved back whilst Gerard was moaning in my earbud and it was super fucking awkward.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, I put the song in the media... Just make sure you're listening with headphones (to make sure you're taking proper precautions, just pretend you are about to listen to the middle part of Black Dog. I know you all know which part I mean, ya dirty-minded fuckers.)
Side note, I'm pretty sure the amount of shrimp/shellfish I eat is made up for by how much I enjoy eating haystacks (kinda like vegetarian tacos but with tortilla chips instead, and a lot of health and beans and stuff). (Because that's how this stuff works, shush, I'm a good child of the Lord, I know what I'm talking about).
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So, as someone who has grown up Seventh-Day Adventist, I will testify haystacks are more SDA than fucking Ellen G. White herself. They are to SDA diets like white rice is to Korean food. They're delicious. They're heavenly. They're also health personified, meaning I don't feel guilty eating them.
I want that haystack to fuck me in the ass. But not really because I don't have a food kink nor do I actually want to be fucked in the ass.
What am I even saying. *slaps self in the face*
Note to me: stop writing things at 1 AM and then letting people see it.
Um anyway, I don't think I've ever mentioned this before, but if you haven't realized from my rant, I enjoy eating food. A lot. Idk, it's just so... Good
