Oh my god.
My mom was discussing women's colleges with me and I just had to write our conversation down.
So she's talking about how there's a higher percentage of lesbians at the school (k thanks for that relevant info mom, glad to see you talking about the important points of the college) and she's like "So that's just something to consider, you might be hit on" (jokingly).
And then:
Mom: Unless... do you like girls? Cuz then I guess it wouldn't be weird to be hit on.
Me: Nah, I'm straight (btw that kinda sucks for me because all the guys at my school are immature af and I'm not attracted to ANY of them. Also, atm I'm only like 90% sure I'm straight. But moving on...)
Mom: Oh, yeah of course, Brendon Urie
Me: ~makes guttural throat noise~
Mom: you know he's too old for you, right?
........SHE KNOWS GODDAMNIT
Although she's being kinda hypocritical because she literally still has John Taylor stickers from when she crushed on him in high school so.
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Band Trash yay
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