Announcer: WWEEEEELLLLCCOOOMMEE TO EEEAAAARRRTH RUUUUUMMBBBLLLEEEE EEEEIIIGGGGHHHTTT!!! I AM YOUR HOST- KAAIIIAAAAKRRAAAATTTAAAA!!!
Katara: What kind of name is "Kai-ah-krata"?
Aang: Maybe he's... I don't know- not from around here.
Kaiakrata: TONIGHT'S WONDERFULY CHALLENGING BRAWL HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY- THE ONE- THE ONLY- DAAUU JIIINN!
Dau Jin: (Waves)
Aang: I remember reading about him. He's the guy who's been working on a new sport, right?
Sokka: Yeah, I helped him design the arena for it myself. The guy's a genius!
Aang: Coming from you, that's definitely saying something!
Katara: Like what?
Sokka: Sister of mine, when is it going to occur to you that I am a complete and total engineering mastermind?
Katara: How about when you start writing me on a daily basis?
Sokka: You know what? Done.
Zuko: Ssshh!
Kaiakrata: TO START OFF TONIGHT'S EVENTS, LET'S PAY A WELCOME TO OUR YOUNGEST CHAMPION- THE RRRUUUNNNNAAAAAWWWWAAAYYYYY!!!
(Toph walks onto the ring. Everyone who knows her cringes.)
Aang: She stuck with that nickname?
Katara: The one she was branded with in the Fire Nation as a wanted criminal??
Sokka: ...Of course she did.
Kaiakrata: AND TO COMPETE WITH YOUR FAVORITE FIGHTER COMES THE LLLOOONNGGGG RUNNNIINNNGGG BUILDER!
(The Builder- a gangly robed young man with curly hair and several scrolls hanging from his belt- steps onto the ring)
Toph: Ha! All you're going to be building tonight is a bad reputation!
Builder: Tall talk for one of such short stature.
Toph: I'm more down to earth than most earth benders!
Builder: So you say.
Kaiakrata: THE RULES ARE SIMPLE- JUST MANAGE TO ESCAPE THE RING, AND YOU WIN!
(Aang, Katara, Sokka, and Zuko all take notice of the wording, and exchange uncertain looks)
Kaiakrata: AAANNNNDDDD BE-GIN!
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Toph's Vacation: an Avatar Fan Fic
Fanfic-SUMMARY- Four years after the Hundred Year War, Toph finally decides to have her mini vacation- dragging her friends into a new Earth Rumble. -CAST- Toph Sokka Katara Aang Bumi Haru Flopsy Zuko Mai Jin Lee Suki Ty Lee Ka...
