𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐀𝐆𝐄 [𝐂. 𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐒] [𝟑]

20| Group Chat

Group chat: Tilly's ducklings

Overprotective Mother Duck
So, huh, why did you all think that creating this group chat would be a good idea?

Drunk Middle Age Uncle Duck
I need an explanation on my name

Overprotective Mother Duck
Shut up Nigel. No one cares

Overprotective Mother Duck
You're here because you'd spend the rest of your life complaining otherwise

Good Daughter Duckling
Just to settle things, I'd like you all to say who you were, because I have no idea who you are

Good Daughter Duckling
BTW, it's Catherine

Punk Ass Daughter Duckling
Wtf, you named us? It's Lottie

Perfect Uncle Duck
I did! It's Tony.

Overprotective Mother Duck
Of course it had to be your doing

Drunk Middle Age Uncle Duck
Why am I fifty? And drunk?

Perfect Uncle Duck
That's what I expect you to become

Perfect Uncle Duck added Crazy Asian Aunt Duck, Foreign Uncle Duck, Handsome Father Duck

Crazy Asian Aunt Duck
What the fuck?

Overprotective Mother Duck
I'm so sorry Ria
Ignore my brother's shenanigans

Crazy Asian Aunt Duck
Matilda? How did you know it was me? Please don't tell me it because of the crazy part

Overprotective Mother Duck
What? No. It was the Asian. And how did you know it was me?

Foreign Uncle Duck
Why ducks? It's Sebastian, just so you know

Crazy Asian Aunt Duck
Because Chris is Handsome Father Duck?

Handsome Father Duck
Hi!

Overprotective Mother Duck
We aren't dating

Drunk Middle Age Uncle Duck
Yet

Perfect Uncle Duck
Yet

Overprotective Mother Duck
Stop. We aren't dating

Overprotective Mother Duck has left the chat

Handsome Father Duck
Don't worry children, your mother's in denial