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e p i g r a p h
❝push yourself
don't settle
just live❞
me before you
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[c a l l r e c e i v e d]
"What?"
"Are you free tomorrow?"
"..."
"No I'm fucking expensive."
"..."
"Nicely done."
"I try."
"But seriously, are you free to go on a date?"
"No, I'll be busy ignoring you."
"Please?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No."
"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"
"I'm allergic to cherries."
"..."
"Oh."
"Fine I'll come."
"Really?"
"Why? You don't want me to?"
"No! I was surprised, that's all.
"Why?"
"Honestly, I didn't expect you to say yes."
"Me neither."
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what did sushi A say to sushi B?
"wasabi!"
(hehe, get it? wasabi? what's up B?)
what starts with t, ends with t, and can be filled with t?
a teapot (filled with tea)
there are exactly threee erors in this sentence.
the third error? there are only two errors
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